melons

I like the idea of them all its quite frustrating picking out the best bits of each. I think your idea encompasses bits of each, maybe this way round? FAO Stevebaby TLW - top Picture of green Jesus, (bag in hand maybe?) -middle You'll never walk alone - bottom

I could probably make it for the day time, child curfew means I need to be home at an acceptable hour. Whoever said being a grown up means you do what you want lied.

Haha, every cloud an all that.

I'll take a look at the videos when I get home. I must admit, if I'm doing it on my own it'll be the shorter one, I've much less stamina when there's no one to push me. Lario, separation and divorce are ace for weight loss. It was quite the quick fix too from what I can remember.

OK, what's this P90X lark? I do a few hours of basic stuff, a few hours a week chopping wood, clearing the garden ect but it's still boring and yeah, quite isolated. I figure I'll start going biking with the kids again after easter and give the Llandegla easy course a few runs to see if I fancy going out on the bike more. I just hate the sensation of my ovaries being forced up so they're parallel with my boobs.

I've put on shit loads of weight since I'd stopped going to kick boxing, I've moved too and there is almost nothing around here exercise wise that even slightly appeals. I started going to a fat club a couple of days before Christmas, and whilst i'm not following the plan, the thought of Marjorie mentioning even the slightest gain has made sure I've not put a pound on since, and i just try to make sure i lose a pound or two every other week or so. It's not doing too bad, just short of a stone off so far. I'd still rather do some training with people than deny myself chocolate though. Rural living sucks sometimes.

I'm in the process of selling mine, it's a petrol and probably a little older than you'd like. The car itself was great for the trips around town, going to France in it was an absolute bitch on fuel costs. If your missus is using it for local trips it may be more efficient to go for petrol, I'd gone from an astra diesel to the Zafira and noted no substantial change in fuel costs until it went on the longer journeys. I liked it, it worked out great for me with small kids, the back seats are useless for anyone over the age of 12, as most of mine have hit their teens it's now too small a car and I've gone for a Korean tank. I've also had a galaxy in the past and another Sedona, I'd really recommend the zafira as the compromise from the huge people carrier to something more standard car looking. They're really not much bigger than your average estate. The Citroen people carrier (C8??) looked the absolute sex but again, the back seats looked a bit tight. The vivavoo (minibus thing) looked hot too, but also well out of my budget, and yours I think.

When I was poorly with postnatal depression, i couldn't end a sentence unless the last number of all letters in that sentence was an even number. I used to count them up as I would be talking to somebody and just think of ways to keep talking until I reached that even number on a reasonably constructed sentence. THe very thought of doing that now gives me a head ache.

Ha, wait till the sleep deprivation kicks in, you'll be crying then! Congratulations! Its all shit to be honest, you're just along for the ride until you're needed. x Babies are such a lady magnet. Enjoy the attention, we women run a mile when you've got a toddler. Congratulations, he's a keeper! Or become mobile, its so much bloody harder to find them all once they start walking.

There will never be the words to express the gratitude and admiration I'm sure myself and others have for the conduct and behaviour of you wonderful people over there who were able to be there. The thing is, we knew you'd be as amazing as you have been, and i suppose I just wanted to say how very much you have done us all proud. (Yet i know that sounds incredibly lame) Much love to you all. x

Had this row with child number 2 the other day. She was refused her evening meal daily until she called it by the correct name. Tea.

Ha, I'm not that generous. If I'm not getting anything, he's not. And who the hell do you think you are coming back in here after i've only just got over the heart break of you leaving without saying a word? *resists urge to put that Gloria Gaynor track on autoplay* *if i knew how to do the autoplay thing.

Sorry Remmie, can't quote on the phone. We're not asking you to get your mouth round there, it's your knob, you just wash it afterwards.

Dry spells when you're single are one thing, dry spells when you're married shouldn't happen. Ever. To go from an every day occurrence to nothing for slightly over 2 weeks is, well it's just not on.

Mr Melons has had a minor op, out of action for 2 weeks. I'm ready for killing someone.

I'm getting Near on forgot that neg then sweetie. Arsing arse, I meant November. Though I've done 7 months before medical intervention stopped it.

Fixed that for you, I'm much worse if it doesn't happen.

Negged for repping NP - and most women who don't have periods are either very over weight or very underweight?? Care to divulge? My second to last one went from the 17th of November to the 3rd of January. I'm 38 you arse! Brilliant!

Grow a pair, you manly fannies you lot that wouldn't. It's a bit of bloody, that's it. Just get her to have a good wash out before hand, and as lifey says, throw a towel down and shower afterwards. . My monthlys can last for over a month, there is no chance I'm going without for that long.

Guilt, Mr melons is a proper romantic, I get token gifts all the time, and because I really hate cards as I feel I have to keep them, he gets great delight from the larger more padded card as it takes up more space where as I'd suggested just re-signing the first one ever year after.

Crock of shite. Can't believe i've just forked out £1.50 on a card. We have however got no kids this weekend and plan to spend the lot of it in bed. Sleeping.

From what i can remember you have to account for the cash being moved when they see your bank statements, any chance of some "debts" being paid off? A rather large receipt for a car for you to drive her around in as she's immobile otherwise? I take it she hasn't applied for benefits yet? She can't directly give it to you without justification if it's seen as a way of her obtaining benefits, find the rational reason for this money to go into your account and then go on to make it a joint one with your mum. Or even simpler, get her to put your name on the account so when they ask for past statments in about 3 months you can say it's yours?

I was starting to think we were going to go all serious and just have green Jesus.

Done. Is it wrong that I'm really hoping to see a banner with a bag of piss on it displayed on the Kop?

Ah bollocks. Seems I didn't quote.