Yerma'satexan!

These people are the youngest and most talented business savvy people this country has to offer - John from sales (for a car dealership) etc. I may apply next year - "I can confirm that I'm capable of titting up really basic tasks to a very high standard Lord Alan".

Gerrard has got years left in him, if not as an attacking presence certainly as a defensive midfielder: tackiling and spraying balls everywhere, if we had a talented enough attacking midfileder to replace him.

The Man With The Golden Gun - 5/10 Debonair English chap goes around the world bonking some boss birds, whilst chasing some lid with a golden gun.

My best friend at school tried to convince us all that, despite the fact that it was a diabolically bad song, the Beautiful South had come to stay with him during the summer holidays and they’d asked him to help them write a new hit. He then came up with ‘Song for Whoever’ (“Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue” etc) based on all the girls he’d fingered. Oh, and he was 12.

Also, why wouldn't his totem fall over in the dreamworld and how did the others know with their totem's if they where in the dream world or reality?

SPOILER ALERT (I don't know how to do those hidey things!) I need answers pronto. I'm a bit slow with stuff like this. 1. As mentioned above, how come the Japanese dude was all old in limbo and dicaprio wasn't? 2. Was his wife correct, and when she took her "leap of faith" does she wake up? 3. If Fisher had training to counteract inception/extraction, how come he did realise when he woke up to find himself next to everyone in his dream? 4. If it was all a dream, where did ellen Paige come from? Did Michael Caine put her in the dream as the architect so he could get back to his kids at least in his dream? 5. If it is a dream, is dicaprio just cabbaged somewhere sleeping unable to wake up? 6. Where does the dream start, if at all, and where and does it finish? If it was all a dream, and he had realised at the end, hence the totem spinning, wouldn't he top himself to wake up to get back to reality with his kids and wife who he so clearly missed. Been thinking about it ever since I watched it last night. I got on a plane this morning funnily enough, fell asleep and started having a dream about it aswell which was slightly surreal.

I done one after my bachelors 6 years ago. I got my tutition fees paid for (£3k) and then got a free £8k bursary with it that I didn't have to pay back, which was pretty darn swell. Might have had something to do with the fact it was in Environmental Engineering and there was a big push to get people into it, before everyone forgot about global warming. Wouldn't get that now with Slasher Osbourne and Slash Cable.

Hire my mate to be my personal butler come physician and get on a plane somewhere where there's an abundance of hookers and coke, and proceed to go on a pub tour of the world until I'm deaded. And I'd deffo go on that Virgin Galactic space thingy every couple of months. Try to pay my way on to the International Space Station aswell. Work?! Get to fuck.

Hmmmmm, the plot thickens....

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE WARRA 'ORROR!

Yeah, I've done it. I went from Chang Rai in northern Thailand and crossed the border with Laos, you get on a barge and go along the Mekong River for two days, stopping off at a village called Pakbeng for the night, which as I recall was full weed, opium and local moonshine, Laos Laos, which blows your head off. Carried on the next moring before arriving in Luang Prabang that night. Proper Apocolapse Now stuff as the river weaves its way through the mountainous jungle. Get the slow boat, don't get the express one. Met loads of mates on there and I'm still in contact with them.

Northern Brazil is class, the coastal area between Belem at the mouth of the Amazon down to Salvador is awesome. I got a boat from Iquitos in Peru along the entire Amazon River over two weeks sleeping in a hammock on the deck. The language difference did come as a shock, hard language Portuguese. I thought Chile and Uruguay were a bit boring. I've just been laid off, and as of totday I'm unemployed. So, I've just bought a one way ticket to Mombasa leaving start of October. Gonna travel down through Tanzania, Zanzibar, Rwanda and go to the Lake of Stars Music Festival in Malawi for the 15th-17th October (ran by the fella who runs Chibuku Shake Shake), then go to Mozambique, Zambia, Ethiopia and Madagascar afterwards for a month or two until I get another job. vinspired Lake Of Stars Malawi Music Festival

Jimmy Carter? Sean Dundee? Torben Piechnik?

Best places I've been are Laos, Bolivia, Brazil & Indonesia.

Then. Just got back from travelling around the world after finishing uni, moved to london with my bird, worked in Woking (shithole). Skint. Now. Got a job in Norway, pays silly money. Work 9 days on 5 days off. Love living and working here. Well actually, I'm unemployed as of today, which is pretty sweet as I have saved quite a bit I'm gonna go travelling around Africa for a month or two or whenever I get another job back in Norway. Raking in some sweet Norwegian dole in the meantime. Still going steady with my bird who lives in London. Life rocks.

Oh yeah, just seen it. Gutted. 1158: No reason has been given, as of yet, for Rooney's omission but people will no doubt assume it is because he was expected to be given a rough ride by Toffees fans today. I'll bring you more news when I get it. 1154: BREAKING NEWS Football Focus report Wayne Rooney left out of Manchester United's squad to face Everton Errrr...

Where have you seen that?

Staying in Amsterdam from Wednesday to Saturday, train to Utrecht for the footy. YEEEEERRRRRS!

Eh you cheaky scamp! I'm from Crocky, doesn't mean you have to stick your cock in every red triangle.

With a Chemical Engineering degree!?

That's what you think. In retrospect, it turned out to be a bodaciously stupendous decision. Hurray for me!

I don't think I'd like to have a pint with him.

HA! I got accepted to go to the 7th (5th in 2009) best Uni in the world, but instead decided to go to the 85th cos my mates were going there and I imagined it'd be a lot more fun. Good times indeed.

This thread needs more in-house racialist, Red Mist.

I still can't stop laughing. What a mong of magnificent proportions Rooney is.