Jarvinja Ilnow

admit it - you made that up, didn't you?

Then we are at cross purposes. For me, close control isn't the same as dribbling - which mostly relies on tricks and pace. Henderson has excellent ball control, it's what he does (or doesn't do with it) that is important

All of that is true. The other poster was very wrong. How he will become less terrified is the worrying thing

The world of a woman. Doctor Troy shows how thing like this can easily happen: Fella in work was telling me he is going to Majorca on Tuesday, I asked him if he was looking forward to it and he said no. He said his wife won't let him handle the passports because she doesn't trust him to not lose them. Said the entire journey consists of her being panicky and neurotic. Every holiday always involves her being neurotic and finding fault with everything making him go to the check in desk or hotel reception about 50 times to complain about something pathetic. Said he was on holiday in Kenya once and they were walking down a road, she started moaning at him for something trivial and he just stopped behind her then fucked off into a pub. He looked down the road with his beer and saw her still moaning in the belief that he was still walking behind her listening to her moaning.

Hmmmm So what you are saying GR Dumbledore is: Welcome this term's Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor

For shame, Fat Ilego, for shame

His first season (being fit) showed he struggled to settle. If he wants to stay and is committed then let him prove it. Selling him for small. Hangs makes us look like mugs. Sent from my shitty iphone

Or Rodgers has served him notice that he has to improve? How Carroll responds to this will be interesting: bail out and go to West Ham where there's less pressure; or stay and fight for his place in the side. I hope Carroll stays and that Rodgers can help him improve his game.

Sleeping Dogs

Originally Posted by DimReaper Holtby sounds like a right twat: "My father was born in England and was a Everton fan since the age of five. He immediately infected me with the Everton virus! Since then I have been a Everton fan and have always followed their games." This is worse than shithouse AIDS

Shame I can rep you only once

That's some tough managerial style you have

They ran out of Corronation chicken at the Co-op

So if there's an announcement planned for next Tuesday at 'dinner time', do I wait for it when I'm having a cheese sandwich on my break at work, or until curry later in the day when I'm at home? Anyway, what's Jen Chang's statement on this?

Second Coming?

great news - now the famous 'balance of probability' can be implemented by the FA

Well I did say I'd bite...

So, are you going to confirm or deny that's what you heard?:whistle:

Who has confirmed it? Be great if true

Is this who Sandford was hinting at, though?

a Portuguese duck?

lovely turn of phrase, sir

Ok then, I'll bite. If he was an animal, would he quack?

Either that or the wall is Code showing us where he will be having his Teddy Bears' Picnic this year

Que?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!