AngryOfTuebrook

Just watched this from last night; Paul Kaye as the Windsor Tramp-Catcher was fucking genius.

It's a bit like Alien vs Predator - you can't actually root for either side. On balance, I'd probably prefer United to lose, but for the most part...

I'm Gok Wan, girlfrien'

Not cream - "ecru". And the shorts were charcoal.

Fucking horrible Adidas shite, got stuck to the horrible memories it was always destined for.

I hope he's fit enough to be on the bench in Kiev, just in case. Sue me.

Bear in mind that a lot of us are a million years old.

Kay Burley tweeted something about that article being "snide". Mark Steel pointed out that being called snide by Kay Burley is like Metallica telling you to keep the noise down.

What about something that you're paying for that is dominating the media agenda, providing cover for Government shitbaggery, which you object to on moral grounds? Is that worth complaining about?

Maybe if the murderers were refugees..

May. The 22nd school shooting of the year. 8 dead children makes it the worst school shooting since February. Since February. What the fuck does it take?

This is the only acceptable response.

The idea is that, crowds permitting, the bus accelerates from "parade speed" to normal speed after the Olympia. I'm not sure that there wouldn't still be decent sized crowds as far up as the Belmont (because it's not as if the bus can turn off anywhere).

Aah, that old "not really racist" racism again.

The mass murder of unarmed civilians is a sign of strength?

On Have I Got a Bit More News For You she threatened to kick Ian Hislop in the balls. That's another tick.

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It'd be an interesting theory, if Moshiri ever spent any fucking money onthe Ev. The amount that Moshiri spends, I could be bankrolling him.

Horrible cunt trying to jinx us.

As.Fucking. If. For what it's worth, there were no Arab guns aimed at the Israeli army the other day. How peacefully did that end? Israel is bent on the ethnic cleansing of Palestine, to install a monocultural state from the river to the sea. If the Palestinians abandon the right to resistance, the only peace will be the silence of the grave.

BBC reporting that they've not been able to recruit the 1,000 extra firearms officers they were aiming for. I have to say, I like the reasons given: some applicants aren't good enough; some don't apply, because they didn't join the Police to be a gunslinger; some are deterred by the degree of scrutiny; etc.

They're raging against immigrants again today. Their front page is howling because Labour want to - close the detention centres, where traumatised and vulnerable people who have committed no crime are locked up in squalid conditions, subject to assault, bullying and rape and where suicides and self-harm are common; - treat humans as innocent until proven guilty; and - abandon the preposterous, dishonest and damaging immigration targets, which serve no purpose, obstruct any rational or humane approach to immigration - and which, in any case, have never been met.

I'm going out on a limb with a prediction here: despite being a poorly-run shambles of a club (with not 1, not 2, but 3 - THREE - massive cunts at the helm) West Ham will appoint a better manager than Everton.