Harry Squatter
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So is he going to get 300 million to spend in the summer or not?
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People who cannot do anything outside their routine or comfort zone do my head in. Used to hang around with a few lads whose head would explode if you suggested that they go for a drink outside Moor Lane in Crosby or South Road in Waterloo. My brother would never do anything that required him to make any effort unless it was going for a pint at his local. He used to see a few birds but would never make any effort with them unless they went back to his house for a shag. When they suggested different things to do he would always put a thousand obstacles in the way to prevent him doing anything they suggested unless it was watching a DVD and having a bottle of wine. Needless to say he's still single. My wife's family are possibly the most boring people you could ever imagine, they hardly ever venture out of their local area, rarely mix with anyone outside the family, constantly ralk about kids and treat going to town shopping as a life changing event. They are completely unadventurous when it comes to eating out as they hate anything apart from roast dinners or Chinese food. I've travelled to quite a few places but whenever I've told them about where I've been they've turned their noses up at it because it's not benidorm or turkey all inclusive.
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Didn't we have the chance to sign him when he played for River Plate?. Awesome player but probably was considered a gamble in 2007/2008. Might go to Monaco instead of Chelsea hopefully.
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Stupid twat called a press conference to tell everyone he wasn't captaining England anymore. Is there a person more full of themselves than this cunt?. Funniest thing ever when Stuart Pearce didn't pick him for the GB Olympic team
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Ooh look at all the bitter reds going on about us.... The table doesn't lie Kopites
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I'm back next week so Monty can fuck off
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They've won fuck all for 18 years but this is some form of achievement for them. Like someone said on here, Evertonians laughing at us is like a tramp laughing at you for losing your house keys. Hope they get a shite manager and they go down.
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I hope about 5 managers turn them down before they settle on some random ex player. Big gay bill will just pass it off as trying to get the right man who understands what Everton are about.
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He's the next big thing to come out of Equatorial Guinea, got a good first touch and a bit of pace that lad, I stream their league on my laptop whilst watching 57 other leagues on my vast array of 47 inch plasma tellies in my basement like Warlock in Die Hard 4. I rarely ever go out to be honest.
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I'm going to put a tenner on Jose Mourinho failing a Goodison medical in July and them ending up with Dave Jones instead.
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It would be like the set of the Wild Geese after filming. Richard Burton, Roger Moore and Richard Harris all getting drunk constantly.
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If big Dunc won a derby as manager the bitters would rip down the statue of Dixie Dean and replace it with one of him.
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Howard Kendall wants Big Dunce according to the Echo, I think he is hoping to be called back as part of some bizarre coaching set up, either that or that they can both go out and get gassed out of their minds on some European scouting mission
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Purple Aki
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Im away next week, back on 23rd May
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Joe Kinnear
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Read somewhere the other week that Martinez was looking to go back to Spain with Malaga the favourite to get him if Pellegrini leaves. Laudrup has a 4 year contract so I can't see them paying the compensation to get him. If Big Dunc got it I think I might need to go to A&E as I'd hurt my ribs laughing too much.
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2. Rob I can play now
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Or Kelvin McKenzie reveals he has AIDS
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Been laughing at Evertonians all day who see it as some form of achievement that Moyes is considered good enough to take over Ferguson. NOne seem to be too concerned about who will take over at Goodison yet. Their focus is calling us bitter for hating Ferguson for so long.
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I've seen that. Good clean entertainment.
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Some fella off my team had no allocated desk so he decides to sit on another bank of desks. The jobs worth team leader decides he cannot sit on their bank of desks because they deal with a different type of work and this fella doesn't have the right security clearance. This is because they have access to police information. Even though this fella has worked for the place for years, the fact that he may accidentally look at another persons screen it means that he might leg it out the office and blab everything to lOads of randoms.
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[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] I'd rather bang the tubby bird of Homes under the Hammer, at least her tits would be bigger.
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Some bird on my Facebook keeps updating her status every day about how amazing her life is as she has moved to LA with her boyfriend and their kid. He got some job working for Sony so they got a visa because of it. They had the choice of four places in the USA but she was absolutely desperate to live in LA as she wanted to live by the beach. Each day it is "can't believe how lucky I am, my life is amazing etc" name dropping all the places she has been to or walks past every morning. An hour after one of her "my life is amazing" updates she posts "sick of John doing 16 hour days, they are taking the piss out of him, told him to go into work Monday and to tell them to stick their job". Yep that's right, tell them to go fuck themselves because your fellas visa would then be cancelled and you'll have to end your perfect life and come home to miserable Britain which you've slagged off constantly since you left. The fact that you haven't got off your arse to get a job yourself to take the pressure off him has nothing to do with it.
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Stopped buying FHM years ago, apart from the adverts which I think account for 55 per cent of the mag there is virtually fuck all of interest in it. If you want photos of birds half naked and an interview about what other women they find attractive just buy Nuts or Zoo, at least it will have some pictures of Lucy Pinder in. Any fitness/diet tips just buy Mens Health Any style or fashion tips just buy GQ instead. The Bar Room jokes are fucking shit and the film reviews are awful. Plus it costs about £4.70 now. That list is a joke and either they make it up themselves or some sad twats vote about 1000 times. Even minor characters out of Eastenders get in it. The majority of people on here only know Michelle Keegan because of all the bikini pics.
