Enjoying the day off (actually the start of the next 2 weeks off) my Mrs and I have had a bottle of wine. She has crashed out on the couch, I've cracked open a second bottle and thrown a film on. Within 5 minutes she's awake and bitching at me for having the telly on too loud. It is the same volume it was on when she was watching tv with me earlier.
Fucking go to bed then!