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i just said they look like a cross , pistols- vertical hair bros - dodgy everything else cahm down:tease:

tis true having lived there for a while there are a lot of good looking girls on the town. However i would be very afraid of returning to their place for the night as there are some seriously shitty housing estates knockin around there far better to try for the stockton heath birds , as they should be less of a risk. And you will of course need ear plugs as that accent is BAD:sick: and the place is home to some of the dummest cunts known to man

yeah right , too many steroids me thinks8)

to me they just look a cross between bros and the sex pistols, however i do concur that they are indeed all attention seeking little twats:thumbdown

i know its a liverpool topic but i cant remember being as pissed off as when them twats along the motorway dragged themselves back against bayern munich to win the europewan cup , the luckiest win i have ever seen:notamused:

yes that seems to be the case with myself, cant understand it. i spend usually a fortnight or so in malaysia every year if poss.and very rarely burn , factor 10- 15 suncream seems to be overkill, and i go home the same pasty white boy i went. And yet i play 3 hours of golf in port st mary on sunday and come home looking like a flicked bollock! whats that all about?:dunno:

well post us a pic of the bird with the pert arse or we might think shes just yer average pig in knicks:biggrin:

while i was on a first(ish) date with my girlfriend at the time ,i took her to the dog track at belle vue , bronksville. We got drinks and walked outside to the front paddock to watch the racing . i decidede to put my FULL pint of john smiths on the top of a lovely clean plastic bin , complete with one of those new fangled hinged lids. it swung down and my pint disappeared with it. oh how she howled and i pretended to not be bothered at all ,bit like Del really. didnt really make any odds as the dim mare married me regardless , which brings me to the second most stupid thing i ever did.

how far south ? anywhere near rhoda , grazalema?

malaysia is my favourite place so far , kuala lumpur for the city life , great food ,bars shopping etc and the east coast , borneo , islands etc are just amazing. grazalema in southern spain was a beautiful mountain village by a national park - very relaxing almost like a time warp. i'm itching to go to canada so hopefully we can get there soon

tis the truth lad , it will never be the same again regardless of the size and shape of the new stadium. we never had the biggest crowds yet we were always the best . memories of goin the match with my old man ,god bless him will be just that ,memories i wont be able to take my kids to the most sacred football ground on earth , may as well just sit at home and watch star trek.:(

emlynoos for this heartfelt piece of advice given on the GF , under the "i ve just split with my girlfriend thread " The best advice I can give is for you to do what I did when a girl split up with m once. I killed her and buried her body in a field occupied by goats that bleat all fucking day like she did. I beat her to death with her own fanny on a stick, which I'd just removed from her person using her own ceramic hair straighteners. I told her parents she'd decided to go find herself in south east asia, and every so often I send her mum a postcard from her daughter, along with a box of indonesian chocolates which are really cubes of my own shit mixed with flour and sugar. gootta agree with someone this sincere

how very churchillian of you , however i fear there is avillage somewhere sorely missing its idiot, turn your collar down and fuck off.

I love the game cant get enough even though i can rarely play better than a modest 15/ 18 hc. the thing that bugs me is why , when you walk into the average pro shop of a course are you generally forced to deal with alittle jumped up spoilt twat ,but even more perplexing -why do the little fuckers always think it necessary to wear their :wallbutt: :wallbutt: :wallbutt: fuckin collars up :wallbutt: it makes me so mad. Thankfully i have have just downloaded the greatest angry film ever ...yes youve guessed it Falling down , with Michael Douglas , and so i can let him be angry on my behalf, and i can hopefully keep my BP on the "just acceptable reading" of 140/90 on a lighter note go Sergio , stick it up the yanks

YOU ARE A SICK FUCKER. But you make me laugh like a hyena. Whats that all about:dunno:

im glad your not my dad:thumbdown

Holy cow , do you have a picture of this porn godess? :sniff: you must be one hell of a stud.This has never happened to me , and i married a nurse!:(

you have issues :wow:

well how the fuck would i know ,ive been lying in my wooden overcoat for 30 years:angel:

just hang on a sec, how many of these have you ever seen on totp yes , correct none fuckin none and theres a reason for that theyre all shite.:whistle:

job would indeed be a goodun:biggrin:

so do you fancy her sister or do you think you could recover from nailing the mil. ? because excellent spelling apart , i dont think you understood the question , now read it again :telloff:

Judging by the kind of dodgy characters who frequent the gf, i might not be the first to ask this kind of question. Moving on and the question in hand , which is the more likely to return the average chap to the state of singledom a. boning the sister in law :( b. boning the mother in law :eek: c.boning the wifes chiwowa :sick: which and why.

Homer , wicked .

Eh ? if youd said french i would understand it , but Polski? thats a bit harsh innitO_o