diamondjoe

22 goals in 20 league games and 7 of those came in 2 games. That leaves 15 goals in the other 20 games. Thats abysmal. We need a whole new midfield and attack basically.

22 goals after 20 games. Fucking Everton have 36. Its nowhere near good enough. We need midfielders pitching in with 10 -12 goals a season. Even 4-5 each would help.Have any of our midfielders ever scored anywhere near that in their "careers".? How many have the defence scored? It is a pitiful return.

My mental health is shaky enough at the best of times. This shit is not helping one little bit.

Just missing that bit of quality in the final third, middle third and first third.

We are the footballing equivalent of the stopped clock that gets the time right twice a day.

Come back Jim watt and Michael Owen all is forgiven.

Fuck me, can't even score against this lot. What is the point of benteke

I'd have Ibe on for that fraud llalana at half time.

The revenant. Glacially paced frontier epic. 5/10. Two thirds of the film is leo grunting close ups.

Putrid?

Its not Boxing day today strictly speaking. If the day after Christmas falls on a saturday or sunday then Boxing day is the Monday. Happy St Stephens day.

Think I'll get suitably inebriated early on boxing Day.

We'll probably hump Leicester 4 or 5 nil. Fucking typical of us.

Real fucking problem on our hands here.

I'm doing my shopping in tescos. Can't be arsed watching us atm.

This after a full weeks training?

Maybe it'll be like that game against fulham when Igor scored and we won 4-2 after being 2-0 down at half time. It's come to that level of delusion.

I'd get origi on now. And benteke. This is gonna leave my Christmas dinner well and truly sour.

Not a game or pitch to be pressing much. Take the point and batter west brom.

Big div hasn't done much.

That carlitos has a certain way about him. Can you neg yourself?

Looks fucking Baltic there.

Has Owen got sinusitis or something. Imagine him and Trevor Francis commentating together.

Could still nick it.

Iv I've often wondered why teams don't try new routines at corners. Surely all the advanced coaching these days can come up with something other than stick it in the box and hope for the best. Teams work on free kicks round the box , why not corners? The only one I can think of is united and scholes volleys from the edge of the box.