DalyanPete

Rome 77, back Friday for smith's testimonial as my cunt brother inlaw was in the Big Time TV programme. Players lounge after the game. Fell asleep mid stroke. It was just too much.

Brilliant Bobby

If you had nothing else to do.

Me too, but it ends there. Wouldn't want them to win an egg and spoon race.

Prick

Loved the post, "just watched second half again?"

Three highlighted cancer patient, fair dose like and woman who fractured a leg and had to give up her call centre job? Just thought grammar school and music lessons is so far removed.

Exactly. Residents in Norris Green always questioned why there was no police presence, it was because no-one reported anything. Deffo issues there and like most professionals the odd cunt slips through.

Poor example of the effects on BBC news. A mother complained she used the £20 to send her Daughter to grammar school and may have to send her to a closer school with cheaper uniforms. Also uses the money for piano and guitar lessons. My heart bleeds.

Take your well made point but is that not the same as "Police are cunts?" Hate this thread title. If I'm in the shit I ain't calling Ghostbusters.

Thought this plane was circling waiting to land at Dalaman. Obviously a training flight, "Right then fella, do us a simulation of Mr Magoos glasses." no info given on flight radar.

Catholic from birth, stopped going to church when all I did was look around and think, that's fit, I would, nice arse....and that was just the alter boys.

Amen to all of that, weekend viewing with beer for me. Mind the fake dogpoo I very much doubt women get this type of humour, I know my missus doesn't.

If I ever have the time, sound good, I mean bad.

Shite still interested in anyone who's free, cheap or loan. Basically anyone who no other club wants.

Never heard of the cunts, could have been pissed when they were on.

Spot on assessment mate. Now where did I put the intruders battery, can never be sure of voltage.

Thanks for sharing gents, wandered what their gig would be like. I miss live music so much, a Turk on guitar singing what seems to be the same whether it's fast or slow doesn't really cut it. Last gigs I saw was the Killers, brilliant and Deacon Blue, never let you down. Both at the arena.

Euphemism of the day.

I would suggest acceptable, given its comedy value.

This week I have mostly been reading Porn on kindle unlimited to give me a break from my normal guns and gore stuff. So, the premise is...... "She had never seen a cock so long and thick, it was twice the size of her husband/boyfriend" "Her slit was so tight that will never fit in there, she was however so juiced up it reached places inside her never reached before." "Her husband/boyfriend didn't want to watch as her pussy was stretched and destroyed by his team mates, he soon found himself rock hard and pumped his throbbing member" These snippets appear in most/all books of this genre. Back to guns and gore. "The Silent Blade" by Blake Banner. How to twat 7 bad guys at once and similar, easy read.

Another iconic moment amongst the many. Even seeing him on the TV before the game made me smile amongst the sadness of the Sir Roger tribute.

Surprised how many people I know who haven't see this. I've been dining out on anal intruder gags for years after this.

Great story mate. I had a signed painting of the iconic running away after the Chelsea title winning goal behind the bar when we ran a pub, winded the shite up so much!

Might do. That seriously made me laugh out loud.