Red Mist

This is disgusting. Any initiative designed to foster friendly relations with the Mancs must be fiercely rejected by true Reds everywhere. To have such peaceniks in our midst is a great concern; these peace-promoting hippies need a good kicking and have some sense knocked into them. What else will they think of? The Liverpool team to form a guard of honour in tribute to Gary Neville's moustache? Reds producing a mosaic at Old Toilet to congratulate that drunkard in charge of ManUre for his 235 years at the helm? The idea of our 'legends' paying tribute to that ticket-touting prick is disgraceful - would ManUre ever do anything like that for a Reds legend? To display deference towards these fuckers right before we play them is an exercise in stupidity. If anything, we need to increase the hostility so that it may spur our lads on to victory. To start getting chummy with them will leave us vulnerable and horrible cunts like Rooney and Neville will take advantage.

Swedish bird Elin Grindemy

Nah, I remember it well, it was an awful match and hardly any side dominated possession or had many shots on target. ManUre didn't deserve to win the game but neither did we. That entire day was a disgrace to the club.

I still chuckle at the sight of seeing Michael Owen speeding past fat shit Gary Pallister, who must have had a 10 yards head start on Owen, nipping in and dinking the ball over Schmichael at Old Trafford. Pallister's face after Owen scoring that goal was priceless.

Her face annoys me but her figure is shagable enough, so I would definitely say yes.

Cudicini, the big baby, is complaining about the lack of protection given to 'keepers in the Premiership. IMO they are given too MUCH protection. Everytime a forward challenges the goalie, he is penalised. You get fuckwits like Lehmann whining at any player having the audacity to challenge him for the ball, but the ball is there to be won, the 'keeper does not have an automatic right to the ball. Goalies are big girls blouses who need to toughen up and stop crying about getting hurt once in a while.

Gerrard is unfortunately one of them rare people who is born with hair that you just can't comb, or do anything with. It's a really peculier type of hair problem. One of my oldest mates suffers from the same condition, and while I've been through a variety of different hairdos during my time, my mate has always been stuck with one, envying the people with normal hair. Stevie is attempting to fit in with the rest of the normal people by applying some sort of style to his unmanageable hair, but it looks stupid. Better to shave it all off in my opinion.

It hurts that our reign as European Champions was ended by such a shit team in Benfica. They were marginally better last season but they were still crap.

That's strange. You can get people out of Bulgarian jails if you pay them enough money? What a bizarre 'justice' system they have over there. Anyway, good news about Michael.

Leyton Orient, since they're based rather close to me. Did fantastic last season, but struggling like hell in the challenging world of League 1 football. Looks like the O's will be going back down to League 2. But they do have a lovely stadium, after an extensive makeover.

Rafa had a tendency to play with 5 midfielders and one attacker against the top sides, after our disasterous start to the season he may revert to type and stick Kuyt up front by himself. Hopefully Bellamy will also start alongside Dirk, I can't see us winning if we start with just one striker.

Jules: "What the fuck did you just do to this towel?" Vincent: "I was just dryin' my hands." Jules: "You're supposed to wash 'em first." Vincent: "You watched me wash 'em." Jules: "I watched you get 'em wet." Vincent: "I washed 'em. This stuff's real hard to get off. Maybe if he had some Lava, I coulda done a better job." Jules: "I used the same soap you did and when I dried my hands, the towel didn't look like no fuckin' maxi-pad."

I'm planning on marrying Miss Abramovic once her divorce comes through. I usually avoid women with kids like the plague but I'll make an exception in the case of this warm, compassionate, witty, blonde, funny, friendly, wonderfully maternal Russian multibillionaire.

Cech should not have put his face directly in the path of Hunt's knee. Can't blame anyone but the 'keeper for that nasty injury.

Jordan sings like a spastic.

Anyone who believes the latter is a muppet. It's what Manc cunts say about Bob Paisley to discredit his achievements by saying he already had a world class team, which he inherited from Shanks. Give Ged credit where its due.

Bolo might come in and do well enough against Bordeux, but if he's playing against ManUre on Sunday, we will get murdered.

Yeah, it's been too long since we handed Real a good pasting, even in our current form I'd say we'd batter them. Lyon would be very tough, I'd rather avoid them if possible.

These probably have been posted already, but a couple of my favs

Footballers should be seen, not heard...or that's how some people would have it. I prefer footballers to speak their mind, it demonstrates whether they have any intelligence or if they're the braindead dolts we all take them to be. Vladi has a valid point...hey that's an anagram, Vladi, valid...heh. Anyway, by speaking up Vladi has demonstrated a degree of intelligence and succeeded in slightly villifying Rafa. This is in contrast to idiots like Zidanny Murphy and his moronic anti-foreign managers rant when he was sent packing. Well in Vladi.

I thought Rafa would have a bit more class than that. It was a meaningless game, might as well have given Vladi the chance to sign off.

I guess I'm one of the few people who thought he spoke sense back when he was at Koptalk...

That's got to hurt.

Speaking of bans, do you know why I've been banned at YNWA? 'Cos I certainly don't! Low behaviour from the admin to banish a long serving valued member in my opinion. Well they have won a few league titles with mostly foreigners in their team, playing great football.

I'd like to punch her face in.