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He-Man came about because of Conan the barbarian. Mattel were going to produce a line of toys to tie in to the film by Milius but shit out when they saw how gory/violent it was. They had to try to cut their losses and the best way to do this was to come up with their own characters. Fact. Oh, and Mr Benn would have his arse licked-err, kicked by the S&M Prince of Eternia.

It is great. Book's better though.

Beardsley to Everton.

I like the way it is actually a relief from comedy. How funny are starving AIDS victims in Africa? Marginally funny than that Brummie twat.

Got to say this is the equivalent of watching a lower league game. They're both quite shit and I couldn't care less who wins, but Taz edges it by virtue of not trying to cash in on environmentalism. Or having a daft mullet/flat-top thing.

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I'm quite a fan of Hong Kong Phooey myself - Scatman Crothers is a legend. Just think a titanium robot would twat him all over the place. Kung Fu or not.

Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag. Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me. Bender: Bending's my middle name. Fry: It is? Bender: Yes. It's Bender Bending Rodriguez. I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them, but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it! I'll fake it! You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!

The envelope that is.

That is in the original though isn't it?

Wild Bill Hickok: Sure you wanna quit playing, Jack? The game's always between you and getting called a cunt. Tom Nuttall: Meeting adjourned, fellas, take it outside. Wild Bill Hickok: That dropped eye of yours looks like the hood on a cunt to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving. Jack McCall: I ain't gonna get in no gun fight with you, Hickok. Wild Bill Hickok: But you will run your cunt mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker.

Fuck. This fucking whore of a fucking show is fucking great. Even that Cocksucker McShane is fucking great. Fucking Lovejoy in the Old Fucking West. Any heatthen dirt-worshipping cocksuckers who ain't seen it yet better get the gleet outta their prick an' check this cunt out. The language is a bit ripe as well.

Twat.

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Cuando camines a través de la tormenta Mantén alta tu cabeza Y no tengas miedo de la oscuridad. Al final de la tormenta Hay un cielo dorado Y la dulce y argentina canción del pájaro cantor. Camina a través del viento, Camina a través de la lluvia, Aunque tus sueños se vean agitados y golpeados. Camina, camina con esperanza en tu corazón Y nunca caminarás solo, Nunca caminarás solo. Camina, camina con esperanza en tu corazón Y nunca caminarás solo, Nunca caminarás solo.

Its only a matter of time before Roman gets bored with his toy's failed attempts to win the European Cup and moves onto curling or whatever sport takes his fancy next. Either that or there's a powershift in Russia and the new government black-bag the bastard and strip his assets.

Why not go the whole hog and get that Allardyce fella in? How about O'Leary? What about George Graham? Behave yourself, will you. He wouldn't leave for a while - a new stadium, new investment and a level of support from the terraces that he won't receive anywhere else - why leave that? I'm not saying he wouldn't want to - hometown team and all that, but he has said he has a job to do here and he's going to do it.

Franny, you've got to get that book written. Put me down for a copy.

To the tune of Country Roads by John Denver (thereby turning their own song back on them)... Cattermole, What a goal. made Rio look an arsehole As for vidic, soft son of a bitch was undone By cattermole. :whistle:

That dent's a bit of character. It's immensely satisfying knowing that the one that Neville got his dirty little monkey paws on is ensconced safely in Anfield.

:lol: Wah, wah, wahhhh-!

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