Hand Shandy

With a three-year-old child? Not to mention two babies. I beg to differ.

Yep. For the same kind of shit, as outlined by NV. It wasn't posting the video that got him banned, it was also the associated bullshit.

That'll do pig. That'll do.

It's not free speech, it's a fucking snuff film. It's a toss up who's the biggest cunt - Hades or that Aussie politician.

Sharp as a tack me.

Oooooh! Dave's not going to like that...

Fixed.

Outstanding. Thoroughly professional performance.

Salah really needed to lay that in to Sadio.

Whooooo!

Not quite sure what you expected him to do?

Arse.

That's a fucking outstanding finish.

Get in!

Turned on literally as they kicked off. Taken me this long to realise we're not playing in red!

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

You couldn't accuse him of having the touch of a rapist...

I used to have dealings with young Theo when he was a wet behind the ears local journo. It's a damning indictment of today's journalistic standards that's he's now the Political Editor at LBC...

Referencing the gas chambers? You anti-semitic bastard!

To be fair, he's not lying. Cock he may be, but he would have battered De Gale.

I thought you were just a Doctor Who fan... Username: do I really need to explain? Avatar: leftover from Steve's anniversary. I'll probably change it in about three years.

Yawn. I've paid subs in the past, I'll undoubtedly pay them at some point in the future. The decision as to whether I do or not, however, is not within your remit. Does that make you angry? Does telling people what to do make you feel good about yourself? Does it give you some kind of gratification that compensates for a lack of affection elsewhere in your life? Or are you really just a very boring person?

Don't forget the standard 'Pay your subs!' jibe. That never gets old.

I was 18 when Experience came out, but shamefully never saw them live until the 09 Invaders tour. They were amazing, and I was a sweaty mess by the time they'd finished with me. Dreadful shame.