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AL66GOLF

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  1. Get my teeth bleached then get rid of the wife for a younger model.
  2. Seve Jose Maria Olazabal John McEnroe Sean Kelly Stephen Roche Eamonn Coughlan Shaq Jimmy White
  3. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose co** was so long he could suck it As he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin If my ear was a c**t I could fuc* it
  4. It was boss when you had to arrange a night out by actually speaking to people, and whilst out on said night out, nobody could get in touch to nag you. You can have said night out - Just leave your phone at home or let the battery die - The peace is blissful.
  5. Gloves - You big gays - Bare hands unless in winter!
  6. Maybe they are a job lot of last Christmas jumpers
  7. I think Stevie Wonder is picking the US outfits
  8. My best mate knocked a guy off his bike when he was doing his test many years ago. The kid cycled out in front of him!
  9. I know Pesti but you don't have new teeth and a new bird! or maybe you do.
  10. McIlroy and Garcia were poor - bottled in on 18. Poulter was utter dogshit - the 2nd into the water on the par 5 was like a beginner. Felt sorry for Gallagher.
  11. He might not be there in a year for us to judge
  12. Conveniently I'm off sick! Surgery last week but will have to drag myself to the tv for the weekend. Wife working tomorrow - house to self!
  13. A bloke with a gun enters a bar. "Who the fu*k had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background: "You don't have enough bullets mate!"
  14. Enjoying myself in a club last night. This really ugly girl came up to me , squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your phone number sexy." I said, " Have you got a pen. " She smiled and said, " Yes. " I said, " Well **** off back to it , before the farmer notices you're missing."
  15. My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ‘I wanna watch’
  16. Funniest thread for ages - All out of rep
  17. that collection could go well
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