Brod

Any footballer that does a little dance after a goal is a cunt in my bok.

I'd love to be able to play again but unfortunately I'm planning on spending the week ripped to the tits on pain killers whilst lying on the couch.

I hope it turns into foot Aids.

Shut up and get back in the pile.

I'd have to say it's the Kings of Leon.

My bird was at that gig and she said it was a mental evening. Seem him at the Phil the other year and he was acting a bit mental. Constantly picking up different guitars and playing a few chords on them before putting them back down, huffing a bit, smoking a ciggy then belting out a quality song. He did this on and off for a good hour until someone from the top shouted: "Fuckin 'el lad, if you don't wanna be ere just piss off!" It seemed to wake him up a bit. Very talented but seems like a complete fuck up upstairs. He also played Lindsay Lohans music in the interval?!

Turns on house lights. Gives punter money back. Kicks him out.

One that includes Hamilton Ricard. :D

In session on BBC3 tonight at 10:30 for anyone who's interested.

I enjoyed the Scrooge McDuck comic from 1983 (limited edition 23) when he knocked up his maid and had to pay for her back street abortion. I think it was the same comic strip when Huey, Duey and Louey drowned the litter of kittens.

Brilliant.

Want your car mindin' mate?

David Unsworth circa 2001.

Just bottle it up until it becomes a tumour. Then deal with it.

That's mental. Mines in my apple tree and they're spoiling all my apples. Little bastards.

Thanks for that. I'll look into it although it won't be as rewarding as mass genocide.

I've been to Lake Garda. I stayed in Riva del Garda and if you're there for just a night I'd recommend it. Any longer and it's a bit lacking of things to do. There's a small town with some lovely restaurants there.

Think I might have a stroll down to Rapid on my dinner to see what nasty shit I can get to drop on them.

Get this one: http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/74230037.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1933D389E1A66A48986ED41C4FB5A7993890C9A2870DDF6CCAC

They want £50 off me to move it.

Anyone ever tackled one of these fuckers? I've got one in my garden at the moment and it needs to go. Any advice apart from spraying it with a hose pipe or kicking a footy at it?

They've got a good set of young lads that have been playing together for a while. They got to the semi's in the 2004 Olympic Games too.

I was lucky enough to work in Basra for a few months. I've never known heat like what it was over there.

I reckon so. Filled the Argentina shirt very well.

Currently loving this track: