Duff Man

2nd goal was fucking class. That must have been at least 25 passes before it went in.

Not really poignant or seminal or anything but the bit where Waynes' ex crashes into the car on her bike in Wayne's World is funny as fuck.

There's nothing homosexual about enjoying the sight of four hairy little men dancing an hugging each other, is there?

Yeah that is a good moment. I also like the bit where Frodo wakes up in Elron's house for the first time after being stabbed by a black rider and the rest of the hobbits pile in and have a little hobbit hoedown.

Actually Lord of War has to be the best film I watched this year. Some of the things that happened in that film I thought 'bollocks, that'd never happen in real life', but it acutally did. Such as America just leaving piles of guns behind after various conflicts because it was cheaper to make new ones rather than ship the used ones back.

Yeah not really, the only fresh/different thing about Sin City was the comic book style thing, which I actually quite liked. The reasons I didn't like it were the normal reasons people don't like films, eg plot, characters, length etc..

I just don't understand why people liked Sin City, I thought it was fucking shite. Too many silly characters and a wandering plot line had me turn it off after about an hour. Definitely one of the most boring films I've seen A History of Violence on the other hand was class, good plot, big guns, over the top Hollywood violence and tits, what more can you possibly ask for in a film?

Looks like Alonso from the replay

Good idea, oh no hold on wait, it's Garth Crooks talking absolute bollocks on the tv, think'll i'll rejoin the German bin shaggers in dreamland for a bit. Someone wake me up when the footy's on.

I think I've got the wrong channel. Anyone else seeing strange German men shagging gold bins?

No question about his ability, he's better than Defoe and Bent IMO, cheaper as well. Just his attitude that worries me. He seems to have kept his nose clean at Blackburn but he's the topdog there and first choice every week. Question is how would he react to being second choice or even third, or being asked to play out of position?

Bloody freezing here underneath the air-con vent, but the two fat birds sat on either side of me start dangerously overheating whenever they do anything more taxing than breathing so I have to live with it. Fat birds eh? Wrong on so many levels.

She's old tank slapper no doubt, but as long as it was covert and I 'ad me trusty beer goggles on, I'd happily plug away for a couple of hours.

Eclipse Jeans, with matching waistcoat, jacket, tee shirt and vest. They had a picture of an 'acid man' on them and also a little dude smoking a rather large doobie. Absolutely shocking clothes, but the logos on them used to piss the teachers off at my school so much that the fact you looked a complete prick didn't really matter.

They're both incredibly shite. Ice Hockey, however, does have at least one guaranteed brawl a game, making it slightly less coma inducing than Field Hockey. Satan or God?

Appetite for Destruction only #26 and fucking U2 up at #11, what the fish is all that about??

4GB!? Really? I thought the most memory you could get on a phone was about 1GB. If they really are 4GB I think I may just have to have one. What software does it use? I heard it was going to be Windows Media player on the Nokia phones. What's the sound quality like? Does it go up quite loud? I had a Sony w800i and the volume was pathetic.

When I was about 9 I witnessed a toad being blown up with a banger. Blew the poor bastard at least 10 foot in the air. All that was left was a smouldering, charred skeleton. Sounds harsh as fook now but back then I was pissing my kecks.

Do they have to be human? If not it's got to be Ian Dowie.