Paul Don

Yeah - I thought that after I typed it but still excellent all the same.

Link to a website with loads of 1980s videos. Worth looking at just for Helena Christiansen in 'Wicked Game' by Chris Isaak. :yes: :yes: and thrice on a Sunday http://www.kingofbeaver.com/music_videos/

'One Welsh midget, there's only one Welsh midget......................' Scrap that it's pants, and slightly harsh on Owen.

Slate wiped clean with those words. All previous indiscretions irrelevant. Welcome Craig lad.

'TK421, TK421 report to Grand Moff Tarkin's quarters for cleaning duties'

All punned out now. Off for a Kuyt now see yous all in a bit.

I can only think of one or two kite related puns. You must have a really broad imagination.

'The monkey should go straight to the police station and hand his knife into the amnesty bin of course. Another New Labour initiative might I add.'

'Can the PM just fuck off please?'

Very few of us can be described as pure anything anymore, pure English, Scouse, Welsh whatever. We are a multi-cultural society. Apparently........

Crystal Palace.

What a bunch of felchers. Attacking a kid and a disabled bloke, must have made them feel really patriotic.

Fear not Cath. Best to get it out of the way in the August sunshine than to have to play them on a freezing cold January night. If we beat them then we'll have put the first nail in their coffin to go straight back down.

Suzanne Moore? Odious woman. On the Heffer scale she is a 9.8.

Agree Kopite. She knew full well what she was doing and the implications of her actions. I wonder if it was a man doing it would their reporting be so sympathetic to him?

Men who sit and wee are the true deviants. I only do this when exceedingly legless and when standing would result in more of the piss on the floor than in the bowl. Regarding the original question, I lean to one side, have a good wipe and if all is well (ie. no need for further wipage) then happy days. If stronger force is required then standing is an option.

Time for a quick danger wank!

He seems to have a bit of eloquence about him does Robbie.

Ha ha - or a rather large poo is forming and she's thinking - 'do I re-align that satellite to Jack's current position, or do I go for an eartha kitt?' I would too.

Begs the question though what the hell is the point in having these monitored alarm systems, cctv and all the latest fandangled security equipment when it can be so easily by-passed by those with a little bit of nous? If the alarm was cut it should have activated a warning in the alarm receiving centre. Most modern systems have a failsafe which alerts the centre even if the alarm is disabled. The police should have been on the scene within minutes....... and the amount stolen should have been far, far less. I would be pretty damn annoyed if I had spent upwards of £10,000 protecting my property only for it to fail at the first test.

I think the most animated Sven got last night was when the camera panned to him and he was seen to mouth a half-hearted 'Come on'. Now I know he is the quiet type and his coaches relay his thoughts onto the pitch but really when you are up against it and playing poorly you look to your manager for inspiration and tactical guidance. Sven does not have an ounce of charisma in his body and looked utterly clueless. As others have pointed out, IF Englad progress past the quarter finals it will be in spite of Sven, rather than because of him. I would be really pissed if I were a Georide and Owen's injury will mean that they are in the market for another striker...........

Poor Jerzy, must be devastating that. Will probably make him feel even less wanted in these parts now. Absolute scum.

It has been a bit daft on here today. I think it was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. Nothing personal I'm sure.

England to bore their way to victory again.

Yeah, don't know if I haven't been paying attention or its been lost in all the World Cup coverage but I don't recall seeing one advert for this.