CharleyKnight

[ Lomper Off the Full Monty and Steve McLaren

HAHA! Class!

"His personal life has been equally eventful, and in 1999 he left his wife and their three teenage children for a former Mexican beauty queen." Haha! Get him in!!!

I'm new to the forum so this may have been done before but I'll do it again cos it always gets a laugh and I'm bored doing paperwork. Footie likes. Last night over a crate of Grolsh me and a few of the lads watched match of the day and came up with some rather amusing footielikes. Thought I'd share them with you. Robert Earnshaw = Spongebob Squarepants Didier Drogba = Grace Jones Paul Jewell = Ralf Wiggum of The Simpsons Johnathan Greening = Jesus of Nazareth Carvalho = Lord Percy of Percy or Krusty The Clown Ruud Van Nistlerooy = Alanis Morisette Minds gone blank now.. anyone got any good ones?

Nolan and Arteta? Someone should lay off the smack.

they certainly did my friend!

the Woodchurch Estate my friend. Yourself???

Its my thing geezer its wot I do!

Definately agree, there out of there league and have been as spawny as the rent boys this season. Long gone are the glory days of the mid to late 90's. We are back on our perch and we're not moving. Reckon 3rd this season for us but wait till next season. U S A, U S A, U S A!!!

Nothing important just want to shame a friend of mine, season ticket holder at the pit by the name of James Mc Culloch. The bitterest of the sourest of the filthiest dirtiest bluenoses there is... anyway, all season he's been banging on about how Xabi Alonso is the most overatted player in the prem and how Osman and Arteta wil have him "in their pockets all game, just wait and see". Well i did wait and see and I'mm still fucking waiting cos Xabi had an absolute fucking stormer of a game. 3-1 again, bragging rights go to the red side of merseyside. Unlucky Jay and all your bluenose cocksuckers. goodnight!

Cos it could be like 98% of transfer speculation and be a rumour. Just throwing it out there, I'm buggered if I know if we've signed him, there just seems to be that vide around the whole saga.

Not a problem mate

i've heard a rumour that defoe is already a done deal...?

Read the report now one bit of it made me howl though! "As Osbourne left the field, he got into a bit of verbals with Foy, and from where we were sat it appeared that Robbie offered him out after the game! Osbourne said something back, and Foy replied “So why are ye fuckin cryin then?” It was funny stuff, especially as Foy is even smaller than Peltier." Outstanding by Robbie! Anyone who's seen him knows he bares an uncanny resemblance to a well tanned "Wee Man" of Jackass. Fuckin good goin though, always good to see fire in the belly.

Fair enough! Haha!

Ah yeah, on it, heads up arse today. I'll accept that one!

:wallbutt: http://forum.liverpoolway.co.uk/showthread.php?t=30823 Anyone know what happened here????

Qualeeerty!!! hahaha!!!

Yeah like dave U said I watch a lot of the South American footie on 5 and Bravo that tends to be on in the wee hours (why I don't know) but any way he does seem to have a lot of hype around him in south america and he does look shit hot. Couple of problems though, 1. Age and value, hes not worth that much just yet. 2. Passport as dave said again hes no good if he cant get a visa and the final and I think most important, if all went well and we did sign him, could a 17 year old wonder kid cope with the hard tackling nature of the prem? Expect to see him in a United shirt in a couple of years.

Get all over Angola. Now theres a team!

Oooohkay, think we've all lost the plot here gentlemen but upon pondering I have concluded that the best gravy is bisto but it has to be really thick so you can almost cut it, none of this wishywasy bollocks, we are men of the north, our gravy must be thick.. I bid you adieu!

Thats a fucking joke if i ever saw it

I will be looking out for Angola and in particularly their promising fullback Yamba Asha. That lad can turn on a sixpence and could be one of the best players of the tournament, if not of all time!!! Goodnight

Who cares???

Do you wear a sombrero for fun and have you ever been tempted to grow a handlebar moustache and play the banjo in a town centre? What is in fucking Paella?