grazywalker

Went to my local wetherspoons last night and the good lady wanted a cocktail(queue rubbish dick jokes).So being the obliging hubby I ordered her a pitcher of some stuff.So I watch the barman make it and it was 70% ice,20% J20 and 10% alcahol.WTF £5.50 for a pitcher of green ice.Bastards. Anyway I didn't have any. Also is it wrong for blokes to drink cocktails ? % only an estimation in case of legal proceedings.

Villa fans made me laugh yesterday.With all their fancy dress outfits. Spotted : A horse,superman.a dog.some nuns,superman,loads of gringo's,father christmas and the pink panther. First to get escorted out by the local constabulary was a horse.The Villa fans then started siniging "we want our horsie back,we want our horsie back".Next was the dog,then seeing a nun being lead away by police was a bit strange. They also threw an inflatable footie on the pitch and when the steward took it away .They booed and sang"same old scousers always thieving" "We're shit and we know we are" was also good. forgive any spelling mistakes.Still a little worse for wear from last night.

Right.Got dragged to visit wife's family(also my family I guess) in flaming farming b#stard Wadebridge- Cornwall.Went into a pub last night when Man U game wa on.Flaming loads of manc want to wins. I am going back to same pub for our game. You know what I have never been in a pub with so many pissed up wierd speaking people for a long long time.They all speak funny. Grazywalker is signing off now as I have been called anti social .But I am with friends here.How is that anti social.

Without sounding like a kiss arse Dave.Good on you .I don't like him.

Forgive me but I am season ticket holder and have not been to any FA Cup games.Can I have any?

Anyone recall that film about stag and hen do in liverpool.Dancin through the dark.I thought that was ace and I even brought the soundtrack. I am sure it had a young Mark Womack in it.Could be wrong though.

Gary Neville is your man for these answers.

I have the odd ginger eyebrow which is well wrong as I am not a ginger(or am I and I just don't know it)

Drunken dancing is ace.I ended up in the Reflex in Chester for some unknown reason on Friday.Never been to Chester on a night out before. Songs I ended up dancing to included Ice ice baby,The Reflex,The Edge of Heaven and the best and most embarrasing ........ 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton. The wife was a tad embarrased Not me though.I was swinging my trousers big time.

Not sure my limited skills can work out how to do a poll I would also go with Ant Rap.Naughty North and the sexy South.

Come on ,admit it you have shagged a fat bird right.

Of course the two best rap records ever. In your opinion which was the best and why? Soul on the dole or wax on tracks and slide on out'o'here

Favourite curry meal ? Tonight I have to go with Lamb Tikka Madrass(sorry if not spelt right Paul) Everyone has their best dish and always say "you want to try my curry house". We all own a curry house right?

lamb tika madrass rules OK. Well made up with that result.Cisse ,great first half,Xabi was controlling the game .I was controlling the toilet to pause sky remote.I love the way you can make the game last longer than it actually is.I do have to admit though trying to keep it going until 8.30 barc - Madrid was just too long.Well sussed out by the misus and 3 screaming childen

That's not a bad bench that really.Enjoy the game.I am going to open my first Stella in about 10 minutes.Beware of drunken posts at some point tonight.

Yeh.I'll go along with that view.Subs please.

That is just funny.That monkey thingy is ace.

Fookin Lorry A is doing 61.3mph in inside lane,great ,so far so fookin good Tw*tting lorry B is not happy as he is wants to do 61.4 mph and decides to overtake lorry A and moves into middle lane(or outside lane if on A55).He thus spends the next 3.5 hours slowly overtaking lorry A whilst us knobheads have to wait for fuckin ever as Knobsplash lorry B completes his cunting manouvere.Wankers. And also I have to expose Nissan Micra drivers as the most annoying of car drivers ever.Pricks. Annnnddd . How annoyed to you get when you let the driver on other side of road go through and they don't even thank you.Tossers.Fell like turning car round and ... Oh fuck it I am going to bed I have long drive ahead of me tomorrow .Fuckin dank,dark Manchester arses.They are gay.

Our manager once had a go because we were not scoring that many goals"you not going to win the league by just beating teams one nil every week". Class.

That Joe Black film,Jee's that went on for about 12 hours.They just talked so slow. And yes she is fit.

A bit like that Ken Baldwin from eastenders

Right then "Crouchamania" top stays in wardrobe with spiderman outfit. Thank you very much for insight.

Normally just drive to game and then drive back straight after but this being an early kick off and the derby,and kids are being looked after by someone,can't remember who. I am looking to go into town after the game but have never been straight after the game.Now I don't want to walk into a bar which is full of "break his fuckin leg,snap in in half's".Because they do my head in. Also what is the score with football related clobber.Do they let you in or fook you off. Any help please Or should I just stop being a tart and just get on with it

Oh yes ANFIELD back in mid eighties Played in the final of some NorthWest 5 a side competition and got changed in the home dressing room and I have the photo of our team next to the great man SIR Bob Paisley.Fuckin brill cause my dad and his mate managed the team so he is on the photo as well. It is only now I look back and think "you lucky big eared skinny bastard".

Not at the time, But now Neil Ruddock.I just think that he took the piss by being OK then shit then fat and was a big headed twat.Mind you I reckon he would be a laugh to go on the ale with.