chrisbonnie

as ive stated, my old man got it done at 26 or 27, back in yester year, and said it was a piece of piss, he recommends it, my mam is one nagging fuck though

Crocodile Dundee says a funnel web can killl a man in 10 seconds, just by looking at him ,that does it for me oh, ive been to australia, as a kid, dont remember much to be honest, just the flights, and the sexy asian hostess from Cathay Pacific, and singapore Airlines :yes:

there is a decent argument for the birds in fairness, AR`s missus has pushed 3 kids through a hole, that well, you wouldnt imagine a child coming from, the least he could do is get a 10 minute minor operation to help prevent that extreme pain again

side effects, your tits generally get bigger, that saves a shit load on cosmetic surgery, thats a favour in my eyes id take a pill that gave me the odd bad mood to be hung like dirk Diggler any day of the week

ive only got 1 brother, i could never imagine myself marryign him i do have some good looking female cousins though

it`d be better if you woke up to a blowjob by Jessica Biel, you`re easily pleased :whistle: p.s, i just watched that chuck and larry film last night, fuck me that Jessica biel girl is hot

my old man got it done years ago, im 26 now, so it was just after i was born, if im not mistaken, he was the youngest man in Ireland to get it done, he was only, jesus, he was only my age :wow:, i just copped that now anyway they brought him to councilling, asking him, was he sure it was the right thing, what if his wife dies, would he want more kids, blah blah blah he just said, "if you`se dont do it here, ill fuck off to england", they duelly obliged he said the procedure wasnt too bad, but they didnt give him enough anasthetic, so he felt a few bits(he said he didnt want to make a fuss and complain) he had it done on a friday, was back in work, on a construction site on the monday, and ran the Dublin marathon 2 weeks later, fucking hell, coming to think of it, my old man sounds pretty hard, for a neutered fucker :whistle:

loads of my mates where over there for a 1 year stints, only in sydney mind, 3 of them, including my brother went to Melbourne, couldnt get work though, but did say it was far more laid back, and 10 times more friendly than Sydney personally, im shit scared of spiders, and the stories ive heard of just them hairy arsed wolfsmans give me nightmares :wow: their still tight fisted cunts though oh, and i seen on on holidays with a t-shirt with this message on the front "WHAT GOES ON TOUR, GOES ON FACEBOOK" cockness of the highest order you must agree

Queenie :(

beat me to it, that fucking drawn out whingy accent, it does my nut in plus, their tight fisted fuckers, i was in Thailand before christmas, and i couldnt count how many times aussies tried to bum ciggies off of me i dont even smokem, one particular arsehole walked a good 50 feet, through a crowded bar because he seen i had smokes(my birds where on the table in front of me), he then asked stupidly, "any smokes mate?" i just said, "yeah, ive plenty thanks" stupid prick didnt know what to do so just walked off :thumbup:

only yanks, or dickheads say asshole

actually, coming to think of it at the end of Predator 2, when Danny glover is havign a bit of a scrap with a Predator, isnt there alien skulls in the background, as trophies?? that proves it to me, Predators kick fucking major alien arse!!

its all them foreign managers fault ha ha fat sam you slug lookalike, or, a slugalike :D

blasphemy of the highest order, hang your head quite easily, and without much debate, the BEST action film EVER made i voted the Predator, he`s a cold calculated killing machine, plus, in case you peeps that voted for that whingy alien, he can fuckign disappear!!!! :thumbup:

looks good, its comign out on the xbox as well as gaystation isnt it?

obviously because you`re a homosexual!!! Gears online kicks the living shit out of that fairy Halo 3 game agent, have you played a better, or more enjoyable game than gears of War? it fuckign rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

prick im in Ireland so it doesnt work for me, but if it did, well, if it was english teams, it would be Liverpool, unless Everton or Tranmere are closer, actually, yeah, isnt Tranmere closer to the sea than anfield, it`d be Tranmere :wow:

is there any other way to buy a car? as forrashid, if you`re so intent on buying a sony, why ask us what we think, everyone in their right mind knows apples rock, they NEVER EVER break down, and look the dogs danglies you should buy an apple just prove a point to your internet aquaintainces :lol:

oh yeah, id got for number 4 myself

is it possible to connect them to a portable dvd player to watch your movies on?

how do you make them your avatar? my picture is actually a small clip of that bird in mine jumping up and down its not the missu unfortunetly :blah

buy an apple, their the bees knees plus, most viruses and other heebie jeebies are designed to affect pc`s, not apple ,ill be upgrading my old pc in the coming year, and its defo an Apple for me

ive never known elisha to be wrong in the past, so is this good news, seeing as we`re signing a centre half with that slovakian fella, and now a left back, does it mean the "YANKS" are actually backing the manager?

im just quoting this so we can see that picture again :thumbsup:

it was my first day since December 17th, (i had pnuemonia) working in construction, my hands had gotten soft, their fucking killing me now, grrr, no papaer cuts like you office fairies :thumbup: