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That's what we get for dilly dallying.

I'm with you, he had to go for it to be fair. Just a foul

Is it called "game management" Roy? You fucking traitor

That mainoo kid is a very good player... The little cunt

Piers Morgan Gary Neville Donald trump Just three really unlikeable people.

This is putrid.

Started like we've been smoking reefer all morning. Can't complain about going behind, they've looked alot more motivated

Tipping point is the prime example. I won't lie, I do like watching it. But people win barely 2 grand and they go on like it's going to change their life. It's only 2 grand ffs. You couldn't even get a half decent holiday to Spain for that. Another gripe of mine. Peel and seal packets of ham/cheese etc.. They barely peel, and they certainly don't fucking seal that's for sure. Every time I open a pack of ham, you'd swear a silverback did it, fucking useless things

But being honest, you did hope she wanted to have sex with you, didn't you??

Obviously I'm not English, so my opinion is slightly skewed on Ben white. But I can't see the problem with him not wanting to play for England. He's probably looking at their team and thinking he'll be wasting his time going to a camp to not actually play, so he's valuing his time over there's. Fair play to him if you ask me.

What was he saying?

Sparta Prague are a fucking embarrassment. I know we're a very good team, but these a woeful, like proper shit

Yeah, that's the place. Great hangover cure.

I'm Irish so have only been a handful of times. But my lasting memory was the weekend of a Rafas first game, myself and the now wife where over for the game. On the Saturday morning with a stinking hangover we where having breakfast in a greasy spoon in the market Some little oul lad, easily in his late 70's comes over to me and says "can I tell you a joke lad" I said of course He starts "2 Irish men where in a plane, and paddy says to mick. Eh mick, if this plane turns upside down, will we fall out? Mick replies, no paddy, we'll still be friends" I had a good laugh, he seemed delighted with himself, and he went on his merry way. Good times. Some dump though wasn't though it

Skinny bint with no arse... No thanks

I think you might have a better chance of seeing them these days than I do.....

Do you even need to marry an ugly one to stop your sex life My missus is good looking, has big tits, great job. Near zero sex drive since our second child though. Coming to think of it, maybe I didn't need to waste my money on the vasectomy after all.....

Someone hear was saying he hasn't a word of English. No denying they're playing some great football, but I couldn't agree to the manager not being able to speak the language

I've no issue with the refs missing things. Sure isn't that was var was brought in to help. But the fact the silly fucks in the var room don't want to overtuen the on field referees decision. That's the problem. Spineless fucking cunts. If that was me, and I'm the var guy, I'm looking at it and just point blankly saying. "that's a penalty, he's kicked him in the chest" Not all this "eh, you might want to look at the monitor" bollox. No, it's a pen, just fucking give it. Simple as fucking that

Out of curiosity, when was the last time your man Michael oliver was over doing nixers in the United Arab Emirates?

I had mine done 5 years ago and didn't require any stitches. All done with an epi-pen type local anisthetic, and only one tiny incision that didn't need any stitching

Couldn't disagree more. As a wing forward, or whatever position salah plays, I don't think he's all that. But as a midfielder, I think he's bloody brilliant. Not exactly Andres Iniesta, but similar

Stonewall penalty....... How surprising it's not given

Look at the size on that keeper. He likes his carbs doesn't he

You can't be offside from a goal kick... Really?