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Liz Truss considered scrapping all cancer treatment on the NHS in a desperate bid to repair the damage caused by her disastrous economic policies, according to a new book. The extraordinary claim is made in a new biography of Ms Truss by Sir Anthony Seldon. Sir Anthony, who is Britain’s leading political biographer, also states that Ms Truss’s allies feared her team could be targeted with a “cocaine” smear by unnamed figures at Tory HQ who wanted to stop her from becoming prime minister

It's not really is it? They cut funding for stuff, don't remember them driving taxes up, although I could be wrong. Reeves worked for the Bank of England, Osborne is universally regarded as being retarded.

Says tax increases doesn't it?

Whenever tech cunts talk about freedom of speech it usually relates to wanting to brainwash simpletons. "They wanted us to remove covid content, some of which contained humour and satire." Fucking hell, say it ain't so.

Sounds like the Matthew Steeet festival before it was binned off, not in terms of trouble but it was mainly about old men in tank tops getting paralytic and american tourists looking bewildered.

Genuinely my first thought, got T-800 vibes.

Remember when Klopp asked for a centre back and they bought him Ben Davies? No wonder Jurgen now looks older than Yakubu did when he was six.

Just watching that Edinburgh tattoo and pondering what it'd look like if they invited the Russians. "Next up comes the 3rd released from the gulag rapist regiment, followed by the glow in the dark Chernobyl trench-digging battalion. Hot on their heels are the Chechen "we all look like a bearded Neil Mellor' detachment with their rendition of the Tetris threme played on old turps bottles."

Went to one recently and really enjoyed it but there was some really old people there and I just couldn't do the maths on it, like they must have been middle aged in the 90s. There were people watching the dance floor on telly from the neighbouring bar because they were too old.

Toilets, I've spent some of the best years of my life sat on them, plus people used to die of shit in the streets and whatnot.

Interesting how he's supposedly the only player in the England squad who can abide Bellingham, who's supposedly a cunt.

I've never known a situation with a player where what you're told is so divorced from what you actually see. When he's good he's good, but those games have been getting fewer and further between for literally years. When he can't be arsed he's a disgrace to watch, Stephen Hawking could walk past him and put a cross in. His set pieces are largely shit - yet punditry tells you he's among the best "oooh Trent's stood over the ball" "oooh it's just flown past Voyager 2". Best passer in the world, Madrid-bound and so forth. What I see myself is wasted potential and a lad that peaked with that corner against Barcelona. It's lunacy to have let his contract expire though, we should have sold him last year, if he stays then he needs to lose the miserable puss and start giving a fuck.

Marlo. Irredeemable cunt, unlike most other villains. Just a dead eyed twat.

This is why I believe in intelligent design, if your dick was where your thumb is men everywhere would be sat at home pulling a Linus Van Pelt, there'd be no war and birds would be moaning about buying their own drinks.

I thought this Mainoo kid was gonna batter everyone like Neo taking on Agent Smiths?

I like Shearer tbh. He's my favourite non reds player. Can't help it.

There you go son. Kirstie Allsopp has reacted furiously after she was allegedly questioned by social services for allowing her 15-year-old son to go interrailing across Europe without adult supervision.

Seems about their level. I've said it before but if nukes didn't exist Nato would steamroller Russia in about 10 days, if that. Proper top drawer CNN viewing.

Why don't they send these things by Snapchat instead, don't they disappear or something? Or from a burner phone. Idiots these kids.

I do use Uber a lot but that's because cabbies are twats.

The thing I could never get my head around with Liam is that he thought he was hard. Maybe it's because that look never arrived in Liverpool but if he'd started on you in a pub you'd have pissed yourself. Always think that about biker gangs, imagine the sons of anarchy walking into a Bootle boozer on a Saturday night? There'd be pensioner belly laughs to wake the dead.

Possibly because music is so shit now. Me and the Mrs have been to a couple of dance nights lately, there was a Dave Pearce one and everyone was our age or older. People were having the time of their lives. If you wanted to do something like that now where would you go? Leaf for some green tea followed by a Taylor Swift concert.