Alan Sex

give him credit for one thing - at least he didn't blame it on us.

my fiancee has one on her back, above the arse. It's dead sexy - well recommended, plus it gives me something to look at....

came on to her sister. no wait, let me rephrase that - tried to get her sister to let me come on/in her. I was pissed, she said no - told girlfriend (who I was trying to dump anyway) and she dumped me. So I said ok and went back to fit bird I had been seeing for a week already.

I've got a rash on me bum.

I thought this was the only forum.

Happy Toast

I am a past master of the tactical vomit. don't drink so much these days, but have pulled many a bird following tactical vomitation. The secret is to always carry gum or mints - plus smoking helped a bit cos my breath smelled like shite no matter what.

Heinz Salad Cream

gareth southgate stood on the spot, couldn't believe the chance he'd got

New Orleans is sinking, man And I don't wanna swim

there he is now!

Eurodisney

testicle

the original pic was in colour and had no black marks. they are there to protect you from the obscenities in the pic. (which you couldn't see in the original post)

he he he - google is for pervs!

Hi No Angel. I'm Mr. Dirty Sanchez

I don't like having fags in my mouth. Sucking them makes me feel icky.

worked on mine.... looked a bit like this...

For posting these blatantly fattist comments, you will go to hell, eternally being ravished by...

I'd better make the most of it then and drink a skinful tonight!

:party: :party: getting crustier by the year

Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to Alan Sex Happy Birthday to me :party: :party: