Alan Sex
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Fuck. I fell asleep and forgot to resurrect my Happy Nude Rear thread. Happy nude rear anyway, you glorious wankers!
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The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and the Horse. Fuck you, you Snowman type bastards. I’m not crying. It’s allergies.
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Well we shall see what it’s like when I get home. The Mrs turned on my computer and I had YTS open to download a Christmas movie. Apparently a pop up for some dating site came up so she’s all angry. I now have to teach her that I have as much control over pop ups as she has over the spam messages on her phone. grrrr.
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This is the way.
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Could honestly do a whole thread of Kamakazi songs - but I’ll leave that up to you lot.
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Greetings fellow festive wankers! ’Tis the season of off centre and off colour Xmas music! Post your favourite Xmas tunes that don’t get on the radio. NSFW of course acceptable. Though not mandatory. Funny. gotta have new blood for my Xmas playlist!
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World Cup Final 2022 - Argentina v France
Alan Sex replied to Bjornebye's topic in FF - Football Forum
Full marks to Martinez for using his golden glove as a penis. if only Messi had enough class to do that with the cup. -
Funny Pics that aren't worth starting a thread for
Alan Sex replied to Shifty's topic in GF - General Forum
Just erm… leave it with me. I’ve got just the tool for this.- 19,026 replies
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I had a wanking contest with a bunch of friends. A lot of them didn’t want to talk about the results, but I was forthcoming.
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https://youtu.be/UsQ0AK0kfx8
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Can We Just Stop and Think About This for a Moment?
Alan Sex replied to Jurgen Knows's topic in FF - Football Forum
I’m guessing they could always use more numbers. Never hurts to have a bigger squad. -
Good taste, sir.
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Reading back through this thread - pissing myself laughing. Maybe it’s old age. Either way, still have the 2 earrings.
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It’s really looking more and more like the Villa players downed tools to get rid of Stevie.
