Wool Woolsson

It was in the Mirror ferchrissakes, if I read in the mirror that the sky was blue I'd look out of the window to check, pure face spilling speculation, wait and see and trust in the lard lads.

We became European Champions with a squad and team that Rafa evidently feels is improved by the signings you vilify above. Back here in the real world, as opposed to chumps manager world where apparently you exist, some of our most successful signings of recent years have been of low monetary value, and largely unheard of/unrated by the programmers who compile the stats for chumps manager.

No, they won the league in 1890/91, but were never better than second during the rest of the decade, usually third or fourth.

I'm really looking forward to finding out exactly how it will have been our fault when they get creamed by Villareal, I am preparing a corset to prevent my sides splitting.

Lots of teams called united, same thing, no problem.

Now that is damning.

Mushrooms are illegal these days mate.

Marvellous opportunity to tell him a complete and total load of dingoes kidneys tho'

But that leaves a dangerous gap of 8 yards within which Carra is presumably non-deadly.

I don't want them. I think the slime would kick lumps out of us, and I don't wan't to see another season like the last one for injuries.

No UEFA Cup trapdoor from 2nd qualifying round, they're out of europe.

He's just preparing the ammo, so that he can shout 'FIX' tomorrow, whining little shit.

Celts tend towards red hair, they don't tan they burn.

I don't know which bargain bin Gordo dragged Camara and that goalkeeper from (and I can't be arsed to do the research to find out) but he'd have been better off playing the game with nine men. Young Maloney should get his transfer request in soonest. Pitiful the rest of 'em.

.. and we now have armed police surrounding a mosque.

Three tubes and a bus, coincidence? Or a rather poor attempt at a copycat attack. Still no reported casualties anyway, which is good.

Seems to have been detonators only, not the main charge, so hopefully the would be suicide bombers are, as we speak, on their way to a nice little cell and an appointment with a rubber hose.

Seems little point in keeping him non cup tied, and then selling the poor sod the the 'ammers.