Stouffer

Scampy fries goddammit!

It wouldn't be fair for me to take part. My missus says that when I dance she can tell I'm special!

What's Chris Royle got to say about this? Same old bill. Never about when you need them! ;)

I used to love that big fish, little fish thing. I was doing that at the party. Feeding chickens, changing lightbulbs. I've got the lot.

I think I can. At the last works christmas party I was cutting some of the finest shapes I've ever pulled off (I was a little drunk). It wasn't until I'd finished that I realised that a few of the lads were just standing there laughing their bollocks off at me. They just don't know how to express.

I saw a cat on the way to work that was just like AH, dead.

Especially not if you work in a butchers, not very romantic.

That made me snot my desk! The only problem your gonna have is when it goes wrong and she starts telling tales about you at work. Hung like a mouse sort of stuff.

I'm only 25 but if I tried any of that shit when I was 14-16 I would've been on the receiving end of a good hiding.

Damn you quick.

I take it your getting at Samuel L Jacson. Stacks Edwards and Jules Winnfield.

Okay, who would win in a fight between a bear with a knife and a monkey?

Who would win in a fight a monkey or a bear?

You betcha. Don't forget that it's the The F.A. (Which means Nationwide, Carlsberg, Umbro and Pepsi to name a few) Community Shield in Partnership with McDonalds. And Carlsberg will get two allocations, one from the club and one froim the FA. Total farce.

PTP. If you have the sports package on sky all you have to do is phone them up. Explain your problem and tell them that you want your box repaired/replaced or you're going to cancel your sub. Don't let them sell you insurance or a repair at about £60. If they won't do that ask to be put through to someone so that you can cancel your subscription and I gaurantee they will fix it for you free. Tell me how you get on.

According to his website he's playing tomorrow. Santiago, Chile Estadio Victor Jara Sheriff

Special mention on Casino too, kinda like Goodfellas II.

Are you a blues or a toppers man. Roughest clubs going they are.

Gonna have to watch it again tonight now.

My sentiments exactly Mr. Waffle. Goodfellas is possibly the greatest film of all time. Even better than Zulu.

You poor, poor man. Penrith is a hole. Me I'm a 50mile round trip a day person.

This fellas going to be as hard as nails. I'm going to start him off training with bears (everyone knows they're a starter for 10) then get him onto badgers. Don't think he'll ever be good enough to tackle a monkey tho'

He's been called Sami, after the great man himself.

And they allow women on the front line!

You obviously have a very classy bird.