Sugar Ape

Outrageous.

Simon: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career as a gypo. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you promise not to be mean to me again, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Silverlining: [after a long pause] Good luck.

Fucking hell, could you imagine a Simon version of Taken? He'd show up at the Albanians door with two gypos, a pickaxe handle and a wheelbarrow. Maybe bring one punch Jarv around if things got serious.

Close to a negging there. Very, very close. To copy RK. Simon * Shakes head *

It pleased me when she got her tits out on Homeland. Not a fan of her with the Robbie Fowler 90's do though.

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Any advance on this?

So, just to clarify, in Ireland you call a chippy a chipper? Is that what everyone over there calls it?

We've had this on here before, I think it may be some Northern Ireland thing. I'm still considering whether it's a neg.

I reckon LFD is asexual, he may in fact just be a brain plugged into 24 hour football channels.

The mrs parked our car behind St.Annes street fire station by town about ten days ago, went into town, came back and licence plates had been robbed. Had to fuck about getting all the reg documents and go to Halfords who charged £40 to fit new ones. Woke up this morning, licence plates robbed again. Outside our house in Aintree village. Some fucking coincidence. I would give my left testicle to get my hands on the little scrote. Police were fucking shit as well, made her wait behind the fire station for 3 hours to take a statement and didn't show up. They rang her every half an hour to say they would only be 15 minutes, then after 3 hours said that they showed up but she wasn't in her car. Which she was.

Yeah, I know he's not. But he has quite a lot of similarities to him. Much like Funnneeeee is a shit version of yourself, he's like a shit Jon Snow tribute act.

At least you could trust him to bring back pictures of scantily clad girls in Ibiza and post them for us. Even you must see the yes camp is the way to go. The No camp: No Bjornebye, fowler9, md1892, Red Soul The Yes camp: Yes aikido, AngryofTuebrook, cloggypop, davelfc, Hank Moody, KMD7, Mendoza, Pistonbroke, Rush 346, SCOUSE TAPAS, sho' nuff, Strontium Dog, Sugar Ape, Trumo, zigackly

When mongs collide.

Now that Snowy is in the ' no ' camp, I hope everyone else who has voted no feels thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

Don't be soft you massive pair of quilts. If you throw a banana peel, apple core, orange peel or whatever on the PAVEMENT it is clearly littering and you are a lazy bastard. If you thrown it in the fucking woods or a field or something, then that isn't as bad.

Oot people think differently to scousers, Cath.

I know it's a bit arl arse posting this again, but it cracks me up every time.

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Not sure why you've quoted me as my comment was about eating whilst you walk. But I don't agree with your point anyway. If someone purposely throws their Orange peel on the pavement it is littering.

I'm also going to get this book Kommando: German Special Forces Of World War 2: German Special Forces of World War Two CASSELL MILITARY PAPERBACKS: Amazon.co.uk: James Lucas: Books heard good things about it and you can get it for a penny on Amazon. You read it?

I like the Bosnian muslim division, simply for how outlandish that sounds. Think we've read the same book Sec, The Black Angels, good book that.