George Costanza

Unfortunately an entirely predictable result and performance. We just are not playing well imo, we've done brilliantly to grind out some wins recently but only a mtter of time before it catches up with us. Unless we drastically improve the next few games we are going to be a bi of a wake up call.

Chloe Madeley - daughter of Richard & Judy

He should be doing a lot better than he is doing. With Jota injured we need him, Gakpo & Diaz to step up and take some of the goalscoring pressure off Mo.

still not a big global sport though is it

Got Todd Boehly and Saudi investment all over it. Crazy money for a sport nobody outside America (Cuba & Japan) gives a flying shit about

Nah, shes decent. She was good on the NFL coverage as well last year for ITV

Woods, Logan & Cates are all excellent presenters imo. Scott is OK but can be a bit annoying. Punditry, her accent fucking annoys me intensly but Hayes is very knowledgeable and provides great insight imo. Carney is OK, disagree with some of the stuff she says but no worse than many male pundits. There's another female on TNT I think who is decent but can't remember her name. Can't stand Sue Smith tbh but she's still marginally better than some of the clowns on Sky.

Awful game, rubbish performance but another gritty 3 points from nowhere really. Not sure how we can keep doing it but so far the lads are managing to scrape these wins together. Another 12:30 banana skin avoided BUT we need to start playing much much better as the upcoming fixtures will be far tougher. Great that Mo got his 200th goal. Hopefully bit of a monkey off his back and he can play with a bit more freedom again and go ona bit of a scoring run. Diaz & Nunez form is worrying.

We are a pretty awful team to watch these days. Very little cohesion to our play at all.

We can only get away with poor performances for so long, another rubbish display with little to no creativity. Forwards offering nothing. Embarassing to be losing to a Hodgson team but its no more than we deserve.

Jodie Whittaker

Our kit is an abomination but a great 3 points. Not a great display but in a period where games come thick & fast its all about the result. Need Mo to get his 200th goal so he can kick on

I can't emphasise how much I fucking hate Mikel Arteta. He's an absolute CUNT of the highest order the lego headed fuck womble

Him and Bellingham are looking like £100m bargains if that can actually be a thing (well compared to Chelsea's £100m signings it absolutely is)

Yep. Despite being completely fucked over by officials we could be still unbeaten yet away from home we are far from convincing. 2 wins in our next two games are an absolute must but I just don't trust this new team yet. We could easily hit Sheff Utd for 6 or 7 then put in a horror show against Palace and lose or we could go even worse and not win either. Draws are a killer. Arsenal probably aren't playing as well as they were last season but there's still a flow & fluidity to their attacking play and they are absolutely ruthless on the counter attack. They've won 4 games in the PL this season from winners in the 86th, 88th, 96th & 97th minutes. That's not a lucky coincidence imo, there's a steel and never give up attitude to them. Rice has been worth every penn they spent on him

City are not as good this season, might change when De Bruyne comes back but they are missing Gundogan and look to be more defensively frail. We are still a work in progress imo and will fall short - lack of a real quality DM will eventually hurt us over the season particularly covering our defensively weaker right side. We are doing remarkably well given the rebuild required in the summer but we aren't quite there.

They are better than last year and are getting a lot of late goals (in both halves) Sign of champions imo

Arsenal are winning the league this year.

top four battle starts today. City & Arsenal to battle for the title. We're nowhere near as good as those two

Just fuck off. We're fucking shite

Why do we seemingly make teams look much better than they are. Is it an attitude problem, lack of application. We can't be dropping points again these and utter shite like Luton

all over the place at the back. fucking sort it out you cunts

Twice ahead and we've let this shite equalise twice. Simply not good enough. Sort it out FFS