Ezekiel 25:17

Yeah hes on holiday, not due back for another week, not sure where he has gone though.

Its easy really, find a picture of some badass that you think depicts your forum persona. Stick to your own for now and then after a few other people can do what they think other people should look like. I hope you get this people ??? And I hope to fuck it hasn't been done before. Heres Me... Because of the title Ezekiel and the Ghana flag, I always assume people would think I am black, with dodgy humour.

My arse maybe Massive, it may be lazy but but er.... shit.

Got to be T, who the fuck is Chuck Norris anyway, a duche with a fora repuation and thats about it. Some of the Mr T facts are the funniest things you will ever read, a couple of classics: {If you rearrange the letters in Mr. T, he'll fucking break you. {Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot. {The General Mills cereal company fired Mr. T from his job of coming up with new cereal ideas. Unfortunately for us all, they would not allow Mr. T to create a cereal that was made with chunks of raw meat and gold. {Mr. T defeated Stephen Hawking at Rock-Paper-Scissors in 1972, and again in 1985 using his trademarked Mohawk Chop (three papers, thrown aggressively). Mr. T vehemently denies choosing this strategy solely because Stephen Hawking cannot physically make scissors, and pities the fool who brings up the subject to his face. A class Mr T page. http://www.intrawebnet.com/mr_t/

Oh yeah baby the big 1000, thought there would be more fireworks and balloons etc but anyway. After lurking and generally not being arsed posting I finally realised that shit humour, lame jokes and geekiness was welcomed rather than shunned. Saying that I reckon I would of reached this total a bit sooner but lost about 100 posts in the great forum shutdown circa 2003. Well that about does it, I expect at least 4 responses to this so don't let me down boys or il will be forced to go medieval on yo ass, repect.

Empire Strikes Back, battle on Hoth for me. Rebels set up camp on remote planet Hoth and are found by Vaders droids. The first image of the AT-AT walker on the horizon was awesome, as was the subsequent battle.

Nearly blew my 1000'th post on you there son, been building up to this prestigious moment for about 3 years, thought it would never come, 998 two left.

Thats fucking typical, is that why your a bit mongy then haha just kiddin.

Jesus Christ lads, its like Blackpool illuminations in ere ! someone switch that big light off.

Yeah Dave I dont want to get your hopes up too much but Pagey reckons he got flashed there as well and nothing came of it. Its not so much theres no film in it but its so busy that the film is always running out (apparently)

I sense you sensed my argument and agreed, nice one.

Im going for Snake, the badass looks like its taking on what may well be an electric fence, that takes balls. Stingrays are shit houses, false sense of security and all that bollocks. Snakes are just plane ugly aggressive little fuckers, it would tear the Stingray a new one before it could even say Crikey !

Promised much, delivered little shame on you RIS.

It reminds of Super Metroid on the Snes so I like it, I wonder is it that game ?? I dont really care.

My Favourite bit: "All I can say is poor old Chris Tarrant, look at what he had to work with if he was bad in bed."

Fancy that. I love chocolate and eat way too much of it. Just force of habit now when watching movies to have a bag of Maltesers or something. I Phoned my mate up the other day and said ME: "ay mick you know when you were watching that movie the other day with a pack of Minstrels" MATE:"yeah ? " ME:"Where did they all sit ?" thankyou thankyou.

Then he would lose 90% of his game, he is a horrible arrogant cheating twat. It would be like telling a turd to stop being a turd, aint going to happen.

It is completely irrelevant, I would rather not win the title than win it with him in a liverpool shirt, that shit just turned my stomach.

Chris royales obviously, loads of trophies scissor running thing is annoying as well.

Terrible terrible business that comment there.

I think its more like he will stop getting his ears, tache and nose taken off and put on different parts of his head when he has a bad game.

Love this bit Not all of Chelsea’s squad will be sad to see him go, however, with Andriy Shevchenko understood to be positively delighted and Joe Cole experiencing an element of relief. Interestingly, John Terry was not as upset as many had expected. The England captain had clashed with Mourinho over his fitness before the manager’s final game in charge, against Rosenborg on Tuesday.

Official statement from him... hu, 20th Sep 2007 José Mourinho has agreed to issue the following statement on chelseafc José said: 'I am very proud of my work in Chelsea Football Club and I think my decision in May 2004 to come to England was an excellent one. It was a beautiful and rich period of my career. I want to thank all Chelsea FC supporters for what I believe is a never ending love story. I wish great success to the club, a club that will be forever connected to me for some historic moments. I wish the players happiness in football and in their family life. Finally on my wife's and children' s behalf we thank the great professionalism of their school teachers and the beauty of so many friends Sounds like hes defo off out the country then by that, the family bit that is.

Cheers mate, really enjoyed tonight found it so easy to play with team we had. Between Mourinho, Everton and our game it was all in all a fucking great day in the footballing world.

# shark attack surely !