RobC

Some of the players looked like they had shoulder pads in, something weird going on with that kit, too much material on the shoulders

You know things are pretty bad when Mario Balotelli isn't the biggest twat in the club.

Seems strange having a baseball team working on a football "speed" injury, as there isn't a whole lot of running in baseball. I've been living here in the US for about 10 years now and have only seen baseball players scratch their arses and spit out tobacco.

It would have to be with the very last touch of the game, we can't keep a lead for that long.

I understand the point you are proving but please take that image off.

On 5 live right now, Danny Murphy asking Phil Neville why Man Utd hadn't considered Agger for their massive defensive gap. Neville said Smalling, Jones, and Evans were better players!!

That banner of the super cup is grasping a bit

Ok, put me down for a hat trick then

I think we could put 10 past the Newcastle side, looking at how shit they are I think I'd have a chance to get at least 1.

Spot on mate, perhaps moving Gerrard further up, because he wan't needed at the back, was our plan B.

Only!

At least it means that Emile Wellbeck will stay

game plan still hasn't changed, they're still not trying to score

Make the most of those last 10 minutes in the Champions league, as you won't be there for quite some time.

This is kick starting their season apparently, they're going to win the league!

They've turned a corner...........again

Apparently they came back from a 2-0 first leg loss against Barca in the Cup winners cup back in 1984. This fact has now been mentioned more times than Dave Whelan breaking his leg at Wembley.

I'd put money on ferdinand trying to cripple Coutinho within the first 5 minutes.

What an amazing recovery though, from being carted off unable to walk to strolling around complaining, biblical football

Just looked on the stock market and shares in Wrigley's gum have plummeted.

Some of the blame must surely go to Rooney; he was advising Phil Dowd with every one of his decisions.

The way the English media are going on about the red card, teams with a player sent off might as well just walk off the field as soon as the card comes out. The correct decision? Two Yellows: one for the challenge, then one for rolling around on the floor pretending he's injured. And why not give hom another for being a dick.

Any opinions on Young's lunge at Agger that got himself injured? If anyone was not in control of their body it was him.

Ah the weekend of BBC etc blowing smoke up Moyes' arse about not having the funds of Liverpool has begun.

That would be Dirk Kuyt then.