The Party Boy

He would be a great bench option but he buckles under pressure badly. Throw him on with nothing to lose and he'd score.

I would like to donate my Groins to Torres

I'm made up with that draw, rocking this europa league now.

If Zidane is in there then you've got to include Real Ronaldo too I reckon. That elite have made their names in world cups, thats what Ronaldo has done.

Jesus I used to think Martyn was alright. Just shows you their bitterness is like a disease.

So is there even a chance of this going ahead or is it just getting publicity because it's the first formal offer? What's Mourinho's political leanings?

City will deffo be in for a new manager in the summer, loads of City fans want Mancini out already.

He's the calibre of manager we should be looking for but let's leave the cock sucking till he's actually our manager. There's a good chance he'll be back at Chelsea or Man City or Norwich and we'll all hate him again.

Right by Prenton Park I think, can't remember the name though.

John Baileys Langer! I'd forgot about that, funny bastard but his brain is pickled. Can't believe it was 5 years ago.

Ah man whoever took that photo has skills. What channel is Howie working for then? Have ESPN got him and the BFJ?

It's starting to disturb me how much I think he looks likes Penelope Cruz. Chebs!

Like it was anyone but Moores and Parry in charge.

Mcleish! Fuck off. Let's just give up now hey. I'd piss myself if the Mancs, Arsenal or Chelsea appointed him.

Well he's undone the point of it then by denying it. He's got nothing to lose by slagging the Glazers. He doesn't need United.

Beckham's said he didn't know what the Norwich scarf was about and it's nothing to do with him how the club is run.

Apart from the obvious dead wood players like Degen and El Zhar I'd say you could persevere with the rest because you never know what a new manager could get out of them. I bet in 2004 most would have binned Finnan but a new manager came in and he improved. I wouldn't be too arsed if we sold the likes of Riera, Babel, Lucas to raise a bit of cash though.

Fair enough man, you got personals.

Jesus, I know that he's not everyone's cup of tea but I must have missed something he did to get that level of hate?!?

I'd deffo go with that, you could argue between about 2002 and 2006 he was the best performing manager in the world.

See I think when Rafa has got it right with us we have played some really good football, i'm thinking the times in the past when we've gone on some long winning runs. The best of Rafa is far superior to the best of Houllier's football, the worst seem to be on a par though.

The tide turned in St Albans a long time ago

A young charismatic good looking inspiritational manger would be good. Ah shit I've just described myself.

Jesus lad, Redknapp! You can't have seen him on Sky then?

No matter what happens the rest of this season I think its time for a change. I think he has wasted too much of his time and effort on internal politics and its affecting his ability to manage the team. Plus I also blame that shite Goatee beard, he looks ridiculous with it and we've done nothing since he grew it.