Chris

I dunno man, most footballers tend to have a bad game every once in a while, after a few decent performances. Consistency is fucking hard.

If your user name is anything to go by, I'm sure that's a regular expression for her. ;)

I envision it being more like the way Charlie Manson rubbed off (oo-er!) on people.

You should repeat this to yourself like a mantra.

Yes ma'am!

Oh my god I said Brighton in the intro. Kill me with fire.

don’t try and judge me, conformist! I’m so non conformist I like Robbie Williams songs.

Can we get you on board with a "She's the one" adaption for Darwin? Darwin's young, Jules was wrong chippy knobhead, all along And if there's a striker, I'd love to bum He's the one

I fucking HATED this when I lived in Liverpool from 2001 to 2008. Was an absolute gauntlet getting home from uni or work. Especially as a "bad goth" I got egged so many times by the little fucking scrotums that lived near the bullring. Fucking scandalous it's tolerated. Police should be allowed free rein to maim.

Think we can probably just give him what he deserves now – utter irrelevance – and stop commenting on it.

It's an Anthem. Pure 90s.

Even me as a Blink 182 lifer is struggling to get on board with that.

It only works some of the time though. She has a real blind spot for me.

I've been ruminating on a Dave/Trump comparison for a while now. To be revealed on a future pod when he pushes me too far.

Man, they’re so fucking unconvincing. Everything about them is so scabby at the moment.

The thing I took from Saturday is he looked proper intense. Really, really focused throughout. None of the too cool for school body language.

Genuinely nice bloke who didn't deserve the relentless shit he got from Evertonians down the years.

Wayhay! "Take my wife, please!"

You canna take the boy out a Salop when he dunna wanna go.

I was thinking last night that what the most I've ever sworn during a podcast and my poor mum will have been on it first thing.

"It's one good process for Daz, one giant fuck up for Mankind"

Well done, Scott. Good process.

Watching every commercial for a tacky household gadget – for things like unblocking drains – and thinking "hmmm, that sounds useful, might get one of those."

Fakest hardman since Skrtel.