Spy Bee

Apple Juice is for 5 year olds. Unless it's got alcohol in, then it's for pisscans. It's most definitely not for breakfast.

I deleted Twitter a few weeks ago, and honestly since then I would barely know anything is happening in Palestine. You get the odd BBC headline hoping that Hamas will accept a ceasefire, but virtually nothing of the Israeli atrocities are reported. I had to check in here to see if it had all calmed down, but seemingly that was very optimistic.

Klopp has 23 envelopes

Picalilly on a breakfast! I'm going to have to try that!

Time to say goodbye.

I reckon having seen the latest footage, that Klopp didn't like Salah half ignoring him when he was about to come on. He waited for a minute and then said "This will be your last game for Liverpool". I've found these last few pods very cathartic. I never used to listen to the pods when we'd lost, but they're actually more valuable than the ones when we win.

You call it an omelette. I call it a crime.

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Go now Jürgen. Do not prolong this shite!

Salah looks like Robert Deniro playing the young version of himself in The Irishman

Let's be honest, he hasn't even got a loveable baldy head like Gary Macca had. He looks like a cross between Tony Dorigo and Michael Van Gerwen. He's got one of them plasticine type heads, that don't really shine, they kind of carry a dull glow. Kind of like a slug under a streetlight. It feel kind of like when they replaced Matt on Game On. Neil Stuke was no Ben Chamberlain. It's like a Temu purchase. It' just hard to get excited about, until you have seen living evidence that this is actually the thing you are looking for. I'm sure in time, I could grow to like him, maybe even to love him, but he's going to have to be one hell of a step dad to replace the real thing!

With all due respect, dismissing the concept of a conflict of interests - which is basically as old as the written word - as conspiracy theory is just ignorant. I mean, Howard Webb has dismissed it. That should tell you all you need to know. We don't have to be talking about collusion, and intentional wrongdoing. This stuff can work on a totally unconscious level.

Alan Sugar has just awarded himself the position of High Protector of The Apprentice Arseholes of Shamelessness. That picture above picture was taken by Kate. It was taken by her dead-before-abdominal-surgery, decaying corpse! Weekend at Bernie's style!

Are you alright, mate?

I'd love to know the alternative league table, which accounts for the egregious decisions that Michael Oliver has made in Man City's favour this season. Not sure why Jules is shouting at clouds about conflicts of interest being fine. In every walk of life steps are taken to rule out the possibility of conflicting interests. If you apply for a tender, a grant, if you are on jury service... This list goes on and on.