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Or you can get off at Crewe which is a stop or 2 before and there's a bar 100 yards from the station called the corner bar which is ran by my mates dad. He's an exiled scouser and you'll be welcome there. Then jump back on the train about 2ish. That's what I've done the couple of times I've been to Stoke away.

Pretty woeful stats there but he'll always be alright in my book because when I fitted his Sky HD his Mrs gave me a £20 tip.

My mate had a funny one for Kuyt, more of a comedy one like. Kuyt, Kuyt let it all out Score load of goals what its all about Come on!, he's scoring a pen Come on! he's scoring again To the tune of Tears for fears 'Shout'

I went for 3rd. It is entirely possible that we could finish 1st however, if we made the right signings and they fitted into the team straightaway, without any 'gelling in period.' The scum will be there or thereabouts as usual, although their team needs strengthening. Chelsea will win it I reckon, they will buy a couple of players in the summer and their ageing squad have got another season maybe two at the highest level before the majority of it needs replacing. I reckon they'll be hungry for it before they retire. They shouldve pissed the league this year really but after an amazing start fell away mid season. Arsenal could win it if winger bought a world class centre back, defensive mid, goalkeeper and another striker option, but he'll probably stick to the tried and failed method of his kids, so 4th for them. Fabregas could also possibly leave in the summer. With City it depends on whether they sack Mancini and if they do who do they bring in? They've spent shitloads on a lot of good but not great players, but of course they could always go out and buy more. The only players I'd honestly have from them are Tevez, Silva and possibly Toure and Johnson. Spurs will fall by the wayside I reckon cos 'Arry is a cunt. 6th or even lower for them My two cents...

Its great to see and I honestly reckon probably 5 of them have a future here as well. Possibly all of them.

Out of the players I've seen its a toss up between Ferri, Tanner and Piechnik. But we have had some dross over the years, as have every other team.

So keep your eyes peeled for a rather gay looking lad called Andrew and a brassy eeeeeeeeee what are yer liiiiiiiike type bird called Leah. Around February time.

So were they but they were voted off at the earliest possible stage. Apparently the whole coach hated scousers. I just reckon its cos they were both annoying to be honest though.

It is pathetic. Worse than that though, is that my mates brother actually applied to be on it. And he got on as well. It should be aired around February time I'm led to believe.

Any of you good people tried to reclaim this back yet. Im thinking about doing this. I got a loan with the cunts that are Natwest and they said I couldnt take out a loan without the PPI, so me being a mug went along with it, which is illegal apparently. You can reclaim the PPI for the dutration of the loan I think, which works out about £700 for me.

That bird who presents the 60 second new on bbc3 would get her clunge repeatedly demolished. Tasmin Lucia Khan her name is. Tasmin Lucia Khan

The Michael Hutchence Appreciation Society.

He was always boss on Champ. Lets sign Peter Prospar.

Delta are by far the biggest and would be there the quickest out of all the firms. But if you're booking in advance for a certain time it doesnt really matter who you book with. Delta are also a Sefton based company and a lot of taxi drivers are not happy with them operating so much in the Liverpool boundary. Im about to start for Alpha 722 8888 so use them if you can people. Shameless plug there.

Irreversible is a great film though, its just not a film you can watch again and again. Cinematically its brilliant and the acting is top drawer. The first 20 mins or so have got that mad noise in the background set at a certain decibel level which is purposely there to make the viewer feel nauseas. Think the soundtrack was by one of the people from Daft Punk but I could be wrong. Lots of people apparently left the screening and threw up when it was first shown in Cannes. Ive watched it twice now and those two infamous scenes dont get any better the second time round haha.