sir roger

Maybe they'll let the Germans win to surprise you.

Don't agree, Guardiola just keeps buying players and gets rid of them until he finds the ones he wants to keep, because he can. Can you imagine FSG spending £170m on Phillips and Grealish or buying 23 different left backs.

To be fair to the 3 centre backs, every time the ball was in the air they were blatantly fouled by the Camp Ashley Barnes without a single free kick given.

Reading an article suggesting that Man United and Newcastle are £13 million apart on the fee for Dan Ashworth to become DoF at Old Trafford. 13 million pounds APART for a bean counter in a suit.

Steady.

Not sure Sander Westerveld holidays much in Portugal.

I never missed my daughter's birth, but sneaked away as soon as my wife closed her eyes afterwards, to celebrate with my mates who had clinched the Strikers 6-a-side league in Kirkby

I'm too sexy for my shield.

I mean, they are shit, like, but starting with 10 men is a bit of a pisstake.

A bit of positivity. We have won our last 12 Wednesday night games with a 33-5 goal return.

Looks like Brad Friedel's elder brother. I assume his aligning with FSG principles means he won't be asking for too many players and will let Edwardes pretend to be the manager.

With Jota injured ( of course he is ) I would play Salah, Nunez and Diaz up front at Goodison.

Aye, I'm not convinced Fury will ever share a ring with Usyk either.

Quite amusing him waffling on about the Defence budget in 2030. People will barely remember your name by 2030, you annoying little porg.

Billam-Smith v Riakhpore should be a decent match-up.