Harry's Lad

https://news.sky.com/story/david-stansbury-police-sergeant-raped-domestic-abuse-victim-in-her-home-after-999-call-court-told-13098823

Sorry about your breakfasts lads! He was a character my brother in law, funny as fuck and could hold an audience. A small addition to that story is after that incident the lad was known as Bob. Short for Bob Martin. Squaddie humour.

M Emmet Walsh gone aged 88.

My late brother in law told us a story about one of the lads in his old platoon. They were on a weekend leave and had all gone out on the lash and this lad copped off with some bird. She was all over him and he ended up going back to hers where he rattled her all night. Anyway, he falls asleep and when he wakes up in the morning, the shagging resumes. He flips her over and is banging her doggy style and there's her ring piece all in all its glory winking at him. Complete with worms. I thought it a likely story until years later when we were on his stag night and a few of his old platoon mates were there, all reminiscing and telling funny stories when it got confirmed. It turned out that the lad concerned had had his tongue up her hoop and had to go and see the Medical Officer after developing them himself.

Nope. It sounds like that witch's icy fingers are pulling the strings of some of the shadow cabinet. God help us if that's the case.

A regular occurrence. There's some real mongrels round here.

It's a Colonoscopy so a camera not a prostate examination. Charlie's fingers, *shudders.

My arse. Colonoscopy tomorrow morning so been on that Moviprep stuff. Please make it stop.

They did a few reasonably decent tunes but as you say Slade rip offs.

That bit is. The petulance and arrogance with regard to the shop owner isn't. Considering he's a 'huge admirer of Peter Green and his work, he's a prick. But we already knew that didn't we.

Couldn't agree more. Can't stand them.

Dickhead. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/gear/noel_gallagher_wiped_peter_greens_signature_off_the_late_icons_les_paul_only_to_spite_the_store_owner_guitarist_recalls.html

Mr Stiff now.

Twat of a performance.

Jesus.

Yes!! Get in Harvey lad.

Fuck off.

Took their fucking time.

MO!! GET THE FUCK IN!!!

Get in Mac.

Get in Endo!!! Ah fuck.

I've just finished watching the highlights of the 7-0 match. I'm in a very good mood. More of the same please and SMASH THE BASTARDS.

I'll say. I've been looking at videos and reviews for the last few days and it seems I've barely scratched the surface. It'll more than likely take a while for him to suss the thing out.

Will do, it's not due to arrive for another week or so though. If you want an SG, Kenny's Music are selling the Vintage VS63, their version of the SG in Cherry Red for £249 which is by far the cheapest I've seen. https://www.kennysmusic.co.uk/vintage-vs63-reissued-electric-guitar-cherry-red-p7751

Nasty. Get well soon mate.