Colonel Bumcunt

The combined yardage for United's 2 goals must be 70 yards. We're the only reason that cunt still has a job basically. Endo was fucking awful today.

Managing is easy when you have a squad with fuck all injuries and also he inherited Martinelli, Saka and Saliba. He's chucked loads of money around since 2019, nobody remembers the shite.

Tomorrow's game has fuck all to do with either manager, it'll be decided by the referee. EVERY chance they get we'll be humiliated by the PGMOL. Get ready to be angry.

Understandable after that 65 mins against a shite Sheffield Utd. We ride our luck far too often, and we concede far too often, and we have far too many injuries, and the fans are more nervous than the players. The latter is a big concern. That shithousery gets transmitted to the pitch. So, yeah, justified wetting the bed. As for Arsenal and Man C, I only see the former as a threat. However, I wouldn't be surprised to see them drop points at Wolves on a Saturday night, after having got back from Munich early Thursday morning. In fact, that April 20-28 period looks potentially exhausting for them, the nandrolone may need upping that week. City are no match for Madrid. They'd have to play out of their fucking skin across 2 games to get through.

De Zerbi for manager? Fuck that. He's an Everton manager in waiting.

Would it really be any worse than Alonso or Amorim? Tidy-beard club. Fuck off.

I want Gerrard as manager. We can talk about tactical set-ups all we want, but our top strength has always been our supporters and having a manager capable of harnessing that. I don't see it with Alonso, I don't see it with Amorim, but I do see it with Gerrard. I want another 10 year manager, someone who sees this job as the pinnacle of their career. He's got loads of room to grow, loads of time on his side, loads of credit in the bank (both figuratively and literally), and has a point to prove in this country.

We can't kill games on the counter attack because we're totally shorn of pace. Doak and Gordon are as big a miss as Jota in games like these. Would be brilliant to be able to bring a rapid attacker off the bench, but no, not us. Cannot actually process our injury list this season. It's been incredible really.

This ref has got in too deep with a Chinese syndicate.

Haven't they just. Bad vibes, these are shite as well, just rapid lads getting the run of the ball. Get Konate on and shut this down.

The streets won't forget their 1000% improbable luck. It'll come back to bite them and it'll boil their piss that every season can't be a gift like this one.

I'll say this, I'll say this...that's a decent England shirt.

Sure, I'm fucking about. It's still funny tho

In case you wondered what he's been up to this week.

Never rated Joshua until just now. He's fucking massive isn't he, bolted together, and now he's dispatching a big bad cunt like he's telling a puppy off. That was mad.

I'm not sure about Odegaard and what his level is. He's not as good as Ozil, or Foden, but is he a 10 or a really attacking 8? Martinelli or Saka don't score enough in big games to be in the world class bracket.

It's strange how quickly Arsenal have been installed as Kings of football. Individually they're good, but nothing special. Rice and Saliba the ones knocking on the world class level, the rest are very good players. I think they push their luck with physicality in this league, whereas against Porto they committed 22 fouls. I think PL refs treat them very favourably.

They're not lucky with injuries, it's more suspicious than that. 2 teams get away with it, City and Arsenal. Arteta served under Guardiola. Guardiola has previous with performance enhancers. Both teams play with intensity, and physicality, I just don't buy the injury luck. It's the minor knocks, they just don't get them.

I don't have enough money to throw at it. My big tip is $TAO. Got that from a top crypto ninja who charges thousands for investment advice. A mate of mine subscribes and he's already made a fortune but there is pure blue sky above TAO, it eats all the AI market. It's $600 a coin, but conservative MC calculations put it at £20,000 in 12 months. That's conservative. Give siamkidd a follow on X.

Salah needs to get back on the fucking pitch now. THIS is the apex of your career Mo, you're missing it. Shout out Kelleher and Van Dijk and Konate with the 3rd clean sheet in a row, this is how you win shiny, precious, local things.

I think people are tying themselves in knots trying to pin down Starmer on how he constructs a sentence on Gaza. He's always been for a ceasefire or a stop in fighting, but for some reason there's been a perverse intoxication around this, as if there is a magic phrase that if uttered by the Leader of the Opposition would somehow stop a global conflict, even though our government is still selling weapons to Israel. I don't find any of the discourse from any party to be particularly helpful to the 25,000 Palestinian women and children that have been murdered by Israel in a 5 month terrorist attack, particularly when they've been blown up by British weapons. But there's definitely a problem, and I think it was brilliantly put last night on QT by Tim Stanley, a Tory, but also an historian who felt that there was a growing trend of early death being an acceptable outcome in our modern life. The proliferation of wars is on the rise across the world, as living standards fall in western society, and now I notice more and more adverts on the telly for funeral services, and charities trying to plug gaps where governments should be. Human life is getting cheaper again, and historically this does not end well.

Nah, I think we've got plenty of insincere chuntering left in us yet, years of it. The genocide is more likely to end with a CIA bullet. Biden has tried a few times to drop a heavy hint that Israel have gone too far and need to wind it back in, but they've defied him. Back on the subject of Rochdale, it truly is League of Gentlemen territory and they can fuck off. The year is 2024 and you choose George Galloway to represent you in parliament. Unreal. In his speech where he calls Starmer out on Gaza, he refers to the "you will pay a high price for the role you have played in enabling, encouraging and covering for the......*pause*...catastrophe in Gaza". He fucking bottles it.

I don't want Gomez to play for England particularly, but it'd probably mean a lot to him, he should be one of the first defenders on the plane this summer.