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'Oh and to all the cunts shitting themselves because united just signed Heskey. Fuck him, he is shit' Brilliant

I'd happily sell Coutinho for 400m. Well, that's not true. I wouldn't be happy about it.

Not only will they pick it up, they'll run a full story on it and then the fans will blame the club for 1) not getting Keita, 2) leaking it to the press. Quite a merry-go-oblong.

Pictures or be damned to getting the fuck out.

Fair point, and after signing Morata so quickly without any hassle. But nah, they were linked with him for ages and have paid way, way beyond his value. No doubt if we throw 180m at RBL, they'll cave pretty quickly. I wouldn't want us to quickly sign Lukaku for 90m.

My answer is no. A question in return, do you think FSG should pick the targets or should they let the manager and his team choose?

75m. Holy shit.

I'd love a few of the guys on here who are calling the club a joke to spend a month doing the deals. It's probably take them 10 minutes of phone calls, because that's how spending 100m works.

It still seems reasonable. Either way, we are not going to be removed for not having nuclear weapons. That said, I softly support renewal of trident.

Couldn't be more correct.

Crouch vs Arsenal

Ah well, there's nothing more for you to do other than wait and see how he does. Your level of convinced-ness isn't going to change anything.

Why is that lowballing? When have buyout clauses been where you go in? They have always been way above the value of a player.

Salahu Akbar

That's entirely your prerogative. I am just saying that criticising one for something and not the other is hypocritical, biased, and lacks any sort of objectivity.

The United States, along with almost every other powerful nation in history, absolutely are hypocrites. That said, in this case at least, I would sooner do the right thing and be called a hypocrite than do the wrong thing and be called consistent. Also, let's not forget that a great many countries around the world seem to have an issue with Russia and see Russia and her actions in a very negative light; maybe they are also doing something wrong and maybe they are also hypocrites? We wouldn't want to admonish one side and not the other, that would make us look like hypocrites ourselves.

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Just for the sake of accuracy, it's 'Russophobia'.

Do you need to have watched the first two seasons to get the third?

Yeah, he's a shadow of his former self.

Truth be told, we shouldn't be in for either of them. Lucas Moura would be backup to those we already bought in wide areas, AOC isn't a 25m player, certainly not with the contract situation.

Surely you don't mean at football?

I think it's easy for us to sit on the sidelines and poke holes, without really knowing what's going on. I believe we did fuck up with the Van Dijk thing, the rest - specifically Kieta - seems like it was coming from there end. Even then, after the cat is out of the bag, a little 'nah, they want too much' is turned into full articles. I think we get a little over sensitive sometimes. We hark back to the good old days. The media wasn't the same then.

So there's a hearty mix of '70m is ridiculous' and 'the club are cunts for not paying 70m'. Easy to do the right thing.

Bent signs for Liverpool?