Ben Sherman

Kieta injured yet again, hes not going to make it here.

Van den Berg looks no where near ready but what do I know.

That last 10 minutes was tough to watch Completely lost control once Gini went off.

It would have been offside for fucks sake

I enjoyed it anyway. The guy that plays Todd is a decent actor.

Sheepshaggers?

Fabinho's a good player, lacks pace, so he can't play midfield on own. Milner might be 50 but he's a better player than both Henderson and the invisible man

Great strike.

We were awful but if the front 3 had played to even half their usual standard we would have won easily.

Not sure why we stood off him there. A few players look very tired.

Havertz is some size. Looked a class act.

When he leaves, we'll go down as fast as the titanic.

Bit worried about this one to be honest. Our midfield look like their running through treacle and it doesn't seem to matter who plays. Hope for a jammy 1-0.

Phil Neal, Terry Mac, Thomo and Smith. That was easy.

Weller's solo stuff has mostly been brilliant as were the Style Council. Confessions of a pop group was shit though.

The Jam shaped my life but I would hate to see them reform. Would never happy anyway but as Weller said, he wanted them to mean something and mot end up like all the other groups who went on and on. A band called Malice are a fantastic tribute act and From the Jam are a good night out.

For me, it will always be United. Chelsea was a close second.

But that was only in your vivid imagination.

Ojo has gone to Rangers on loan. It'll be nice if Stevie can increase his value as he has done with Kent.

The final whistle.

Sorry Kevin D, I was out of order.

I've used up all ntvreps fuck it.I thought it was

He looks like he hasn't a clue, can't make the simplest pass but scores a European Cup winning goal. I love him.

You have a Newcastle badge. Fuck off.

I wonder how he feels, the cunt. Can as well, fuck off you cunt.