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Judging by the kip of some of the choice of trainees on here it has become clearly evident there are way too many wools kicking about.

And bananas lashed on the pitch at John Barnes

Supertramp - Crime Of The Century. Way way ahead of it's time like many of their albums.

Ha ha yep, cloud. And they're probably on the magic mushrooms. You'd have to be to watch that shite week in week out.

Koeman just been talking on the news there. Started laughing when asked about the tree then followed it up by saying he likes RED wine! Could swear I seen a mushroom club over the wooden shit pit 2 seconds later.

New bitter started work in our gaff recently. He brought up Collina the other day and his retirement after their game, conspiracy blah blah. Text him Me, Leeds = Semi Him, Leeds = Mickey Mouse Cup Me, Norwich Him, City Me, Liverpool 84 End of texts Wijnaldum is also shit apparently and Firmino a 'lightweight'. He like many others knows a tremendous amount about our beloved club. I will keep you updated.

Had the same problem with mine. Sounds like the drain pump might have gone. Throw a cup full of white vinegar in on an empty cycle as well.

He should be invited up to the Arkles for the next game at Anfield. Bring the t-shirt and wear it as well kiddo. See how clever you are then. Pond life like this shithouse deserve every last bit of agony coming his way.

They are there to entertain our club and its fans with comedy moments that are the gift that just keeps giving. Today's (98th minute) comical events will have the wankers absolutely frothing at the mouth tomorrow whilst willing on there second team to beat us. I detest every last one and bit of the wankers. Players, fans, manager and even include that cess pit of a stadium.

We're all entitled to our opinion mush. Mine's that I can"t stand the pair of Manc cunts and the drivel they pumped out.

Bob Marley and anything associated with or even resembles that shite called reggae. I'd rather eat my own head than listen to it. Oasis - Absolute dog shit and I don't give a fuck what anyone says about them. I'd love to twat that skinny manc cunt Liam with a pick axe smothered in ebola (the axe not me). Also a band called Florence & The Machine. Fuckin detest them. That is all. For Now

Chris Squire of Yes died a few days ago. Sad day for all the fans.

Yes playing at The Philharmonic next May. Playing Fragile & Drama albums. 2 tickets in the bag - they're going fast.

If your driving one with the N47 engine I get rid sharpish. The timing chain is prone to snapping and anything not in warranty will leave you with about a £5k bill. Chopped mine in for a 325i M. Best car i've had. Power delivery is sound.

Peter Gabriel in the arena tonight. Words cannot describe my excitement. The whole 'So' album being played.

Who invented beans on a fry up? Would this count as one of the greatest!

Moral of the story: Buy a Mac

Lambert off the mark tonight

Balotelli's attitude and work-rate is at present making that arl LFC legend El Hadj Diouf's time in a red shirt look positively acceptable.