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bigthrusts

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  1. Rock DJ or anything by the Black Eyed Peas. I could write better lyrics after 15 pints.
  2. Not like France to shoot themselves in the foot.
  3. Might look for a house soon with period features. Although to be fair to my missus, she hates that nickname.
  4. Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. Imagine all the people.
  5. Kay Murray. Football presenter. Real Madrid TV, Ballon d'Or etc.
  6. My missus just came to me and asked me to show her what I love more, her or football, and opened her legs. So I nutmegged her.
  7. You can tell Schofield's just come out. Bloody hell.
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