Bruce Spanner

Ding Ding, we have a winner! Here's a new one for your trouble...

No, but it is somebody who currently plays for them...

Ya Ma looks more like Lucas! Wrong.

Correct! Have a new one...

Correct on El Tel. 5 Is incorrect as this is the man employed as Crouchy, genuinely!

All of these are employed, or have been, as lookalikes of famous footballers Some are so unremittingly shit you'll never get them, but can you get any? Don't know who is worse the cunt that said they look like the folk and paid for their services or the the cunts who believed them?

Wrong thread.

http://www.womensequality.org.uk I'm London based so perhaps my view is flawed.

If only it was that simple! We all know the statistics of inequality in income, education and opportunity and how these are still not being addressed, outside of Whitehall where they are being routinely kicked out of touch. Who are these feminists that you speak of and do they identify as such? When was the last time you saw any of the above given ample time in the media and not demonised or trivialised? We are singing from the same hymn sheet here. We need one fixed set of goals so people can not hijack debate to pursue their own agenda. I prefer the slippery slope fallacy when I'm really trying to diminish something.

. It is the preserve of decent people, yes, but it has been hijacked by 'the women's equality party' and their ilk. Look at their policies and non of them are in any way geared to anything other than maintaing middle class social norms. I didn't say they weren't interested, I said they were not, or could not be involved because of financial worries, time constraints, oppression etc which are a far more pressing concern than fucking tampon tax (which I agree is scandalous) I think you misread me as I'm looking for a more progressive, inclusive path and not the retrograde stance that the prominent 'feminists' opine.

Feminism is the preserve of middle class, affluent, time rich, blinked, regressive harpies. Equality is what we should aspire to and focus on not the concerns of a minority of women's, hackneyed, version of femininity/womanhood. What about poor women, women of colour, disabled women? Non of these get a mention when Elsbeth and Victoria are discussing 'feminism' I'm more of a feminist than these cunts because I actually believe in equality to all and not just a reduction on 'hardships' of a few privileged white women who are only helping to regress the conversation with their ignorant rhetoric.

Someone spliced Simons & Jon Snows DNA together and got something less than the sum of their parts.

What are you in prison for? Chin up, keep your nose clean and you'll be out and eating proper food before you know it.

Pragmatic midfield enforcer Claude Makalele on seeing the Leaning Tower Of Pisa was heard to say 'What the fuck we doing here? It just a monument to failed architecture' and left. He's never been back, although he did enjoy the gelato.

@ I have a horse in this race as my wife's family are Muslims, the most liberal, forward thinking, progressive folk you could wish to meet, but even they are aware that there are fucking lunatics who are using Islam to pervert debate, or worse. This is so multi-layered that we can not accept a simple binary of good Muslim/bad Muslim because different parts of the world, even communities, that produce different types of people also produce mindsets of collective and shared experience. The Ummah only share teachings, not life experiences which form attitudes and behaviours, and these are being quickly flushed through a prism of holisticism which is not fit for purpose if we are looking to understand how the modern world can accommodate a book written hundreds of years ago as fact and irrefutable gospel when all the evidence we have to hand shows that a farce.

It's a touch out of the way, about twenty five minutes from Waterloo and the a little more to get there, but the Isabella Plantation in Richmond Park is stunning and, unlike most gardens in London, free!

This is a travesty, get rid, he just doesn't get how thing work around here. Lazy.

Yeah, always makes me chuckle.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

These being my favourites... It's pathetic that we are even discussing religion as a relevant thing and not something consigned to antiquity in the age of electricity, but hey-ho.

So fantastically shite!

#prayforremmie