El Dangerous

The main difference is our defence is largely shit because of idiotic mistakes and poor goal keeping. That's the reason that we're just as bad when switching to a more conservative style. It's not really comparible to Barce, Old Man United, Arsenal etc who concede mostly because of a cavalier style.

If you get the taxi in Rhyl you get the hepatitis.

Not true, the fans just him to strike a ball harder than Elite's 4 yr old daughter can.

If we have a really good latter half of the season where we click in to gear and show the form of the 18 months prior to this season then he might very well keep his job. A trophy wouldn't hurt but more importantly he needs to show that he has a definitive idea of where he's taking the team and show that he's capable of getting us there. Fuck know's why he's shown such a shift in the way we set up and play but we were the mental maverick bastards who nobody knew what to do about last season and I refuse to believe that one result against Chelsea and losing one player means we needed to change all that.

Tough one that, there's not really any precedent for it.

"So Dr Steve, you're a renowned sports therapist and you worked wonders on the lads last year. How are you at dickie thighs?"

The retardo helmet is a marketing gimmick. Ayre will be selling them by the dozen in the club shop and the Echo will run a story on how successful the transfer is before he's even seen a ball bounce off Skrtel's head at an impossible angle.

Ruddy? Awww man. I thought you meant Cech.

Meat and Potatoes? The proper good goal keeper who's good at saves and stuff?

We lost, get over it.

We can't compete with the beer and sausage, it's the only logical explanation!

Nah Pulis is more the standing outside Ladbrokes puffing on a Benson and Hedges before he goes back in to put the rest of his giro on an exotically named horse at the 3:15pm at Doncaster. Piss stained trackers as well and a deep fried delicacy for tea off of Iceland.

Shame they never pulled Sinclair out for a go against Bournemouth.

Given the fact you were championing Puncheon and Arnautovich as unfavourable players who could do a good job last summer I'd rather stick with the piss pot scouts we've got.

I liked Bony but was under the misguided impression that we could do better. The young lad Vietto went for £5.5m and he looks a genuine prospect. I wonder if he's already got his next move lined up or if we could get Vilareal to turn a quick profit on him.

At least now we know why we didn't get him when he was available for £8.5m.

The same reason Fergie never got shite for signing wank like Ashley Young, Nani and Anderson. No one cares if you win football games.

Rodgers has gone full retard, you never go full retard.

He's a Dapper Dan man that's for sure.

Maybe we are waiting for the new patch before we unofficially release our January targets to the media.

If I was a top level scout and I had to find young players I'd just let footy manager run until about 2018/19 and see which ones are shit hot. Can't be much worse than whatever's happening now.

How do we get a back three from that when we have two full backs and two centrebacks? Surely we'd use a back three as an excuse to squeeze big Kolo in between the chuckle brothers. Fuck this shit I'm going back to bed.

Also, look how the scum are getting on with thier transitional season. Or Southampton. Or Everton last season.

I've got a secret but I can't tell anyone tee hee hee......

To be fair I think the not enough time to coach thing is more about bedding in the new players with the limited time than it is the entire squad. I like Brendao but I find myself moaning about him more often than not. He's gone full Brent and I fear the players are well on thier way to turning into a bunch of Martin Freeman's.