El Dangerous

Nah DoF doesn't work, need someone with a bit of fire in the belly. Won't find a DoF throwing a cup of tea across the changing room. Bull dog spirit etc.

Good point, he'll be wanking behind the dugouts.

I'd like one of Simeone, Klopp or Rafa but it's more likely they'll look at the likes of Emery, De Boer or Koeman. Bielsa would be an exciting choice. What were the circumstances behind him leaving Bilbao?

Yeah it's more about media profile and commercialism. We need more leaders though so it'd be nice if we signed one who could do the job on field but perhaps make sure he has good hair and a clear voice.

The amount of floors in this fred has left me flawed. I was happy Hendo was made VC but the idea of him as the outright captain is a little disheartening.

You're all going to be fucking depressed when our midfield next season is Hendo, Allen and Delph as Rodgers strokes himself raw in the dugouts at the sight of our three little busy bodies hitting sumptuous 5 yard passes.

Brendan said he would excite the fans. How he thought he'd get away with that one I'll never know because he's the least exciting type of striker going. Hardworking forward with not many goals in him.

I'm sure there aren't any managers good enough to spend £200m on a squad and still be dependant on the likes of Lucas and Toure. Just like there were no good strikers available when we were spending £120m.

He'll stutter his way to the end of the season with us finishing mid table then he'll get the sack. In the mean time all our rivals will have strengthened and we'll be late to the party in the summer transfer market and probably face the transitional season again with players who aren't good enough.

That and £150m.

Bummers away to Soton and Spurs hosting Chelsea. If we can't make up points today then we're doomed, doomed I tell thee.

Maybe LVG could do a workshop on making 3 at the back work in the PL. He's so majestic.

He had to do something after the ball glided past Skrtel yet again but all the defenders were poorly positioned to deal with a cross like that, which would be unlucky if we didn't constantly concede like that. So yeah, it's John Achterberg's fault or something.

I took pictures of him and put them on MySpace when he was a bisexual teenager.

Stan! Stan! He was our man! But he beat Ulrika, Erm..Emre Can!

I'd much rather develop him in to a powerful box to box midfielder than a specialised DM anyway. Now Stevies legs have gone we don't have a player like that and top class ones are a fortune. Ratcatcher has Scabies.

Is the question 'where are the worlds only undiscovered cheeses?'

I can understand not signing a DM, it's not his style and we'd need big money to get a decent one in. Same with a forward, those two positions should wait till summer when we'll know where we stand. However, not signing a goalkeeper is fucking ridiculous.

Looks like he forgot to shut it down after he made it to the big time, some of those pics are 8 years old. A cautionary tale for us all.

I'm not sure Milan are going to want Mario back, thier fans were celebrating when they got rid.

Whatsa matter, u no like a spicy meatball?

He's the new Graham Rix.

It's amazing that BR had so little time coaching him yet still managed to ruin him defensively forever. Like having sex with a girl who's recently had a one night stand with Omar.

Swap Mario or Borini for Perin. He looks good on YouTube and he has greesy long hair and a short sleeved goalie top so he fits my criteria of an Italian GK.

I genuinely think you've been smoking crack!