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The Crispy chilli beef from Maggie Fu is top notch.

Enforced grief. You WILL BE SAD. More control of the masses. A great opportunity for those in charge.

How the fuck she gets on telly these days I don't know. "I've lived in a house without central heating." Yes, that was BEFORE CENTRAL HEATING. Everyone lived in a house without central heating BEFORE CENTRAL HEATING. It doesn't mean we should all freeze to death in 2022. The Tories are just rolling society back a bit - we'll have workhouses next.

I reckon half these anecdotes people are telling are completely made up. "It was the year 19 and 59, I was 15 years old and was working in a factory that made fertilizer. Unannounced, Her Majesty came on a trip around the workplace and after trying to clean ourselves as best we could we all lined up and she greeted us one by one. I told her she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. She laughed. It was a wonderful moment. I've never heard anyone laugh like that. She had a special way about her, you know. Not like people today. These snowflakes. Don't know they're born. Never fought for queen and country. She single handedly saved us from the Nazis. I'd just like to say, thank you Ma'am - we'll keep fighting for your country. Against the blacks, Irish and Scousers."

Social media has made me very aware of the huge numbers of people who have mental issues.

We're saved!

She bonded? With a fictional cartoon bear? Give her the Balloon d'Or while we're at it.

It's pretty disrespectful to feed your children a week after the Queen has died. Have you got no respect for her or the things she's done? Food is for Snowflakes anyway.

Charles is a totally disrespectful cunt - imagine becoming King the day of your mother's death! Has he got no respect for her family?! Could he not wait until we'd all recovered? WE ARE GRIEVING! And he's sticking a crown on his head. DISGUSTING.

They're all trying to out-grief each other as well. It's all about RESPECT!

Another case of "This Never Actually Happened!"

Did you sing God Save Chairman Mao as you ate it?

Life is moving pretty fast for Rosie...

Isn't her husband from Liverpool? Come on Lid, whisper some sweet nothings into her ear, some sexy pillow talk about "extra funding for the north west".

Wait until they start clearing out the homeless along the route.

Could she not have quit if she wanted to? My issue with people saying "ah she was alright" is she was the head of state - she was involved in the whole kit and caboodle. People think she was some nice old granny who hung out with Paddington Bear, but I'm sure she got her hands dirty often.

The Royal Family and all its hangers on and 5th cousins removed and lords and ladies and dukes and duchesses and all the vultures will be shitting themselves as this has to be the beginning of the end. I think, generally, people liked Liz and even Phillip, but Charles? Camilla? It's definitely the end of an era. And by era I mean a general acceptance of a "royal family". Saying that, I'm trying to imagine President Liz Truss and maybe I would rather Charlie and Camilla...

"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! I MEAN CHARLES..."

Meds and Peds.

They're all trying to outdo each other in the grief stakes. Messages being posted on social media for no other reason other than to say "LOOK AT ME!" It's fuck all to do with the Queen *apologies for swearing, Ma'am. *Doffs cap*

I put Radio X on only to hear a very solemn Chris moyles taking about how "frivolous" his car competition was and he'd get back to it in a few weeks. So, is he just going to play Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad for the next fortnight I wonder. I thought he was going to start crying at one point, the big girls blouse.

Christ, if one more person says Ma'am I'm going to go on a fucking rampage.

She was definitely dead here, wasn't she?

The crazies are going on Twitter.