Tony Moanero

I bought our terrible green away kit and had Titi's name and number printed on the back . Titi Camara is boss.

United used to film their games.

Don't forget Erik Meijer's two goals at Boothferry Park!

"Hello, good evening and bollocks!"

He was top class.

The press lap it up because they know the general public will lap it up.

Wigan > new money City. City's comebacks bore me.

Pranny.

Pez.

Kitchen tables.

Wardrobes.

Cuntish goal celebration.

UEFA are cunts.

Frost.

David Moyes is boss.

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Getting knocked out, aren't we.

I don't mind Peter Reid. "My dad went from being a Liverpool to an Evertonian because of me. When Everton first came in for me, I turned them down. When I told my dad he said: "I'm made up you're not signing for that shower." Two years later when I did sign, he said "It's about time. It's a great club" and he switched his loyalties."

Arsenal will beat Everton.

Balls to Everton.

THE GF IS BOSS.

Beef burger bollocks. Patrik Berger, large fries and a chocolate milkshake. 6 Chicken McNuggets and an apple pie. The lemmo man rules, dandelion and burdock is fucking boss. Burger King, Pizza Cunt. Feel the love. Twat. Mars Bar. Piss. Stella Artois is a huge, hairy cunt. Tesco, Everton cunts.

Cunt, cunt, cunt. Jelly beef burgers.

Cock-nosed cunt-faces drink WKD, the fucking gaping pussies.

David Speedie should be one.