Em City

WWE has more credibility nowadays

Pereira is a monster. Trump looks monstrous. What an ugly bastard

Insane card so far, Pereira and Prohazcha should be a banger too. Pereira is marginal favourite for me, his leg kicks will see him through imo. Prohazcha can pull anything off though.

Tom Aspinall, jesus christ, wow. Some fighter, he's got the lot. He seems absolutely sound as well. Would LOVE to see hom batter Jones. Doubt we'll see Jones come back now.

Performative pencil.

King of the Dweebs.

"What you doing with my flag, you fucking mug" *chefs kiss*

Dominic Solanke with a finish Origi would have been proud of. Scenes.

11m ago 16.11 GMT Manchester United 0-0 Luton Town. Another big chance goes begging for Rasmus Hojlund, who glances a close-range header wide.

"United have pressed Luton back from the get-go, and they should be leading. Rasmus Højlund has missed an absolute sitter from close range. He’s got five in the Champions League but is still to open his Premier League account." Nice jinxing there, Stacksy.

Wolves have been the better team. Shame they can't score a goal, or take a decent corner, to save their lives.

Eric is going to have that framed. To call it flattering would be an understatement.

Thought it would improve the game, not implode it. Just get rid of it.

Please come back, Robbo.

We'd smoke both Newcastle and especially United over two legs. The key is to avoid them in the final, although I would fancy us to beat this United team 9 times out of 10. We beat Newcastle at their place with 10 men playing against 12 for 75 minutes. We beat them 2-0 at their place last season despite us being utter shite away for all of that season.

Christ, that's embarrassing. Nearly as bad as last year when he tried to make out a League Cup QF between City's and Liverpool's second string was more compelling than an all time classic World Cup final from a few days before.

Jackson Nunez

Mudryk, my word. What a terrible, terrible player.

Cheers!

Spurs fans booing the ref at the end when they should be down to nine men. They also lost their shit over the clearest penalty you'll see all week. London football fans are the thickest cunts going.

Hey Spurs!

Another red card for Spurs please.

Consistent refereeing as usual. Michael Oliver, best ref in the country... Scarily enough, he probably is.

That is really poor...

Gomez will be there to guard against Luton's direct play. Think he'll be fine as he'll just sit in while Trent moves into midfield. Gravenberch will do a lot down the left to get us going imo