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Chippy

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  1. This is another great one. Was probably on here when it was doing the rounds though. Banned Skittles Commercial Video
  2. Ignoring the fact she has absolutely no tits, she'd still get it.
  3. Even though it's an excellent show, there's been quite a few episodes over all the series' where absolutely nothing happens. I can't think of any off the top of my head but i do remember a few times saying "what the fuck was the point of that?" I haven't seen those coma episodes yet but i'm dreading them already.
  4. She just asked me 'how many glasses of water in a litre?' Jesus Christ.
  5. Probably a stupid question here but why do they all hang around the building site? I could never work that out.
  6. People only think he was 'ott' cos it was Gervais. If it was an unknown actor he'd probably have been praised.
  7. It was a worker who shat on the floor though. So, regardless of what he thought of anyone else, he was shitting on the floor of his own work bogs. Just remembered, i used to hang around with a bloke who used to wank in pub toilets. All the time. I remember having a pint in the sunshine with him one day only for him to disappear in to the jacks for what i though was a piss. He came out & quite casually admitted to wanking off in the toilet.
  8. His style of House isn't the style i'm in to & certainly not the Swedish House Mafia but in the clip above he's just being a lazy cunt. Everything is pre-cued. He could at least play a live set. Pathetic.
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  10. Tornado in County Wicklow yesterday :eek: [YOUTUBE]6dU7rW2kv7U&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]
  11. I worked in a place where some charmer took a shit right in the middle of the floor between the mirrors & urinals in the bogs. Didn't even attempt to make it to the cubicle. Dirty fuckin anmal.
  12. I expected it to be complete shit but i enjoyed it. So what if it wasn't funny? Admittedly, the bit with the pond was shit. I thought the bit with the picture at the end was brilliant. I have purposefully not watched anything with Karl Pilkington in it before so i though he was alright in it to be honest. I'll watch it if there's more episodes made.
  13. I was driving past a local football grounds once. There was a bloke doing the lines of the pitch & my one says to me 'Jesus, they mustn't have any money whatsoever, yer man has to cut the grass with a push lawnmower' Another time we were watching tv & there was some bit of skirt on who was absolutely stunning. Herself turns to me & says 'Would ya?' to which i smiled & nodded the head. Her reply was 'Ah, sure it's any ship in a storm with you'. We were staying in a hotel at the wknd & we went down for breakfast on Sunday morning. We were passing the tea/coffee/juices etc. Her (pointing at a container) : 'Fuck. What's that white stuff?' Me : 'Eh, that's milk, love'. :wallbutt:
  14. Andrea McLean is fucking mint, though.
  15. It's too late. I didn't even think about the NSFW tags to be honest. When you say ask a mod, i presume you mean just contact the admin? I don't know who the mods are on here.
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