Ian Beales Gut

What they need is a distraction. The Israeli airforce f16s have just taken off. Next stop Iran.

You need to have this comment printed out and kept safe and secret until? That is, his wedding day, then get his best man to read it out and wink at your mrs as he does so.

I've met two famous people. I met Daniel Craig at his mums house a few years ago. I've been on a nigh out with Zara Phillips and had a few drinks with her in cheltenham. She was a real good laugh.

Does a good pre season involve getting players match fit and sharp or should it be about raising confidence in a new team and fans by playing and beating "easy" opposition? I would suggest it is both. If I was kenny I would have started each game with my first choice 11 and introduced fringe players as second half subs. It's difficult to understand how 3-4 new players can be expected to click into playing how kenny wants if they are not given every opportunity to practice at every opportunity. I know they are only friendlys but how can confidence be high going into the first game if we have had a pre season filled with defeats and draws?

Are there some rules that Jon and I can follow? I'm sure neither of us want or intend to cause offense to anybody on here (well only those that probably deserve it and in fairness any hostility hdrom me and from what i have seen from jon has only been shown in retaliation to provocative or offensive posts).

I don't care mate. Your a nobody to me. If you Like making fun of people with disabilities your probably a racist as well. Welcome to my ignore list!! Cunt!

You are an ignorant person aren't you? Not all disabilities you are born with. I got mine at 32 in a rta. Smashed left shoulder joint. To name but one thing. Life changing event my friend. Hopefully you or yours ne'er experience anythin like it

Wow! Disability is a joke to you? I've actually heard it all before mate admittedly mainly from kids, who don't know anybetter like. Don't worry I'm not going to go off the deep end about it. Have a nice Sunday.

Actually im disabled. Cheers

Ha ha I'm not violent but if anybody says I am I'm goin to break their fucking skulls open!

Try harder!!!!

To be honest I'm not angry or aggressive or mad with anybody. Not sure I actually need to calm down, I'm a pretty chilled out person. I think some on here are a little pinup themselves and seem to think they are some sort of school prefect. Its More amusing and seems a bit presumptious to me than annoying though to be fair. Live and let live, too many people with big up opinions of themselves knocking around

I don't think I actually threatened anybody! Here, Have a sausage.

And what of your imperfections?

She wasn't that upset. It didn't pit her off her plateful of fucking chips.

I don't really mind if you think I'm boring or whatever that's up to you. I'm not sure why you would think your opinion is of interest to anybody else though??

Bit out of order that mate.I don't think I'm posting shit (well no more so than everybody else on here does). As fir me and Jon being the same person. Yeah I know we joined on the same day but it's just coincidence. I don't mind Jon he seems fine to me. We also got a load of unwarranted stick at the same time we joined as well, so I ain't gonna lay into the bloke just because he has an opinion on stuff. At least he's his own man. I've noticed a few people already on here who look to see what certain other posters say in order to get their own opinions. But I ain't too concerned about it I just smile coz it ain't important really is it?

Whoa whoa whoa fellas, my thread/gaff my rules. You're both getting a bit out of order. Kept it nice or I'll have to ask you both to take it outside!!

Yup that's right it's the parents. All kids will act up from time to time. Lazy fucking parents just let them get on with it though. As long ad their kids aren't interrupting or annoying them then it's just kids being kids. If they knocked their fags in the pool or whatever then they'd be " fuckin little cunts" etc

You calling me a chipist?

I don't really mind at all as long as their parents keep them under control. Out last night for a bite to eat and this family of scratters from berkinead were tucking into chips and chips at the table next to us. They had three kids with them. 10ish, 2ish and 5 ish. Whilst mater and pater were stuffing themselves their little sprogs were running around banging into people's tables and chairs screaming and acting like little cunts. After the second time it happend I looked at the mum and she said "their only kids being kids". This wasn't actually 100% true they were kids being unruly annoying little fucking twats. I just asked her to keep them away from my table as I tend to eat with my arms sticking out and I wouldn't want either off them to bang into my elbow as they ran past. Cue "Fucking ell mate there's no need for that there only kids " blah blah blah. They were wrong again you see. What there is no need for is fat fucking scrotes who have kids then can't be arsed with looking after them properly when they go somewhere. Plenty of other kids in the place all of who were behaving themselves. if you have kids and can't be arsed controlling them when you are out for a meal, do everybody else a favour and stay at home with your fucking McCain micro chips in future. Cunts!!

Btw I'm a drunk who doesn't suffer fools at all. I'm an honest drunk. Get me drunk and I'll tell you what I really think of you to your face. Fortunately I genuinely like most of the people I tend to go out with.

Where is the boring cunt option? I get trapped in a corner last week by some bloke I've never met before. He is a work mate of a mate of mine. After being sociable and having a five minute chat with him earlier in the evening he decided henmust have liked me and staggered over to me later on. For some reason he must have thought I'd be interested in his works decision to install anew computer system. For 10 minutes he banged on about something irrelevant to me talking about people I don't know as if I did. In the end I just said can I just get past please.? He asked if i was going to the bar. I said no. I'm going away from you because your boring me to death and you fucking stink.( He kept dropping his guts and thought it was funny.) he started laughing thinking I was joking and then when I didn't respond his face went all sad looking. Cunt

Fackin scarse norvan mankies.

Hmmm in all fairness you don't know what has preceded this email. It could have been a meeting request email and the recipient may have just responded "I'm not going" and no other explanation. Which could have been interpreted as I can't be arsed going or I don't feel like going to it. You're right though you need all the facts before you can judge somebody.