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  1. Ian Beales Gut
    Nah Alison king The dark haired one off loose women And Samantha Janus
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    Great game of footy. Good to see the yanks get beat. The best bit was the after match analysis with monkey man trying to be all hip and modern "yeah at least we can say we got beat by the eventual winners", "er... Actually we beat Japan 2-0 Martin" , " oh yeah". You could tell the girl in the middle of the sofa thought he was a total cock.
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    My best mate went out with this girl last year for about 7 months. Apparently she liked to spread nutella on her knickers and wear them. She used to get him to eat it out of her pants while she watched. She was a fucking gp as well!! Totally fucked in the head, he couldn't keep up with her weird demands and binned her off in the end. Fucking ugly as well. I'm sure he won't mind me saying.
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    Got to disagree mate. I couldn't tell the difference between him playing elrond and that character out of the matrix. Best casting for me was mckellan and Bernard hill
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    Good thread his! Don't think Jackson gets casting/characters right all the time. I was and still am totally unimpressed and unconvinced by Hugo weaving as elrond.
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    That's the one! As for shagging her. Murdochs an odious ugly wrinkly old fucker with a crusty limp cock but I suppose even he has some standards.
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    She may have resigned but I bet murdoch gave her a fantastic pay off. She looks like that fat ugly ginger bitch who claimed her daughter had been abducted. Can't remember her name but her and her Peado boyfriend ended up in prison.
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    Fuckin hell that made me spill me cornflakes! Moyles fat boring rich cunt Seed fat boring cunt Chris evens ginga god of the airwaves
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    It's a funny one that! It gets asked a lot and surprisingly the answer is yes but not from me. Basically her back end hygiene wasn't all that. I think she was from the one shit, one sheet school of wiping. Jane on the other hand wouldn't let me anywhere near her arse that's why I ended up with roxy and ronnies mum. She had a strap on dildo and everything. Dirty cow! Btw I've known dot for a long time so please don't ask me about our fuck buddy relationship, as a true gent is the soul of discretion.
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    If he can put an accurate ball into the box I'll be made up. Can't remember the last time we had somebody who could do that with consistency. Really looking forward to this season, no distractions in the euefa league should hopefully keep us fresh for a realistic push into the top four. I've got total faith in kenny.
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    Ace, I'll be right at home then. Although I suppose I'm more of a twat to be honest.
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    I literally have no idea what you are on about. However I will venture a guess and say sideboob anal pants
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    Beans? Fuck that!! less room for the important stuff like fried bread and bacon!
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    New here. Just wanted to say hi. Used to post on raotl ages ago but got fed up with it.
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