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Fixed. He added another 2 medals before Christmas ! He's having a Gary Mac spell.

He's my kind of cunt though.

Matip is fucking brilliant mate. Utterly ridiculous that we got him on a free.

He'll have won more here too. Hopefully.

Hard to pick out of any of those 3, they were fucking magnificent.

Looking at the way Klopp celebrated when Divvy scored that late header against the cunts, Ii reckon he does. And I'll bet the players do.

A chance to put them out of the FA Cup and keep their New Year losers hangover bubbling away nicely ? Fuck yeah. Just completely pish on the remains of their season, stoke the conspiracy theories and push that fume up to fever pitch.

He has no corners, the bulbous twat.

Top 4 ? I've quoted some of the twats looking at a clean sweep next season. They're even going to win competitions they don't qualify for because they'll be so good.

I'd settle for that, although I don't like throwing competitions and still love the FA Cup. But losing to the Blooshite is akin to shaving my bollocks with a broken bottle. Just fucking NO to that shit.

Happy New Year Dave. Usual quality write up, fuck knows how you stayed sober long enough to write it, I sure as fuck didn't read it sober ! Here's to a very special 2020......

I was ! Fucked if I know who iRat is mate. Possibly a bit before my time.

Nah, the skipper's a cunt but he's my kind of cunt ! Dave gives criticism where it's due, he doesn't slag his own players because the opposition dare to have a go back at us.

Guess. Here's a clue, he's been banned numerous times for being a total cunt but keeps creeping back in. Often to be found on match threads slagging players off if the opposition dare to cross our halfway line, or God forbid score.

It wasn't elaborated on, but it was someone who knows his family. Klopp and the club were 100% behind Joe all the way and it was deliberately kept out of the limelight. It was only mentioned around the time of the Sterling incident as it was more shit that Joe just didn't need on his plate at the time. So now I have a special little place in my heart for Sterling.......the utterly despicable whining attention seeking cowardly cunt. Matip pairs up really well with Van Dijk (who doesn't ?) but it's definitely noticable that when Joe gets back into his groove alongside the big Dutchman our defence suddenly stops conceding goals. I have to scratch my head in bewilderment when some fuckwits on here slag the guy off.

Hard to believe that one particular prick on here only a matter of weeks ago spouted "oh dear, Joe Gomez isn't very good at football". See how many can correctly identify the fuckstick who came out with that shite. Gomez is a fantastic talent. He's been unlucky with injuries and he's had shit going on in his background of late, but he's been patient and worked his way back to where he was previously. He's going to take some shifting now, and he's going to get better playing alongside the big man. Is there a quicker centre back pairing anywhere in the world ? I don't think so. That pace is a get out of jail card when play a high defensive line or push your fullbacks right up regularly.

Massive Holegape would be my pick. Everton fans last season were saying what a wonderful player he was, but couldn't ever really pin down any particular quality that made him so (probably the Firmino incident). Now they more or less agree that he is utter turd, and liable to be one of Ancelotti's first casualties.

Ancelotti isn't on the pitch and he's still using the same bunch of players that were in the relegation zone recently. Looking at how Klopp celebrated Divvy's late winner against the cunts I can't see him making it any easier for them.

It doesn't really matter what he does tactically at the moment, he's still putting some dross out on the pitch regardless. Match them physically then stamp our quality on them. Then hopefully get Villa in the next round and rip them a new arsehole.

I see the logic in both views. But the thought of the Blooshite putting us out of the FA Cup is just too much to bear. Give them a sound twatting then see who we draw after that.

"Told by whom mate ?" "An unimpeachable source - an Everton taxi driver. Take it as 100% factual".

Seathestars Player Valuation: £70m Forum Supporter Yesterday at 6:14 PM #18 Carlo will make the world sit up and take note, we’ll win this thanks to his tactics. We will take full advantage of their poor defence. I can see us scoring a couple, maybe even 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 The win depends if we can keep them out. I'd love to see the Blooshite do us a favour and take some points from Citeh, but if any team is scoring 3,4,5 or 6 in that game it won't be fucking Everton ! Win 2 scrappy games now they're going to score half a dozen at the current champion's ground. Absolutely barking.

Of the Championship. If they buy well.

Massive Holegape has a habit of getting away with shit. Ask Bobby Firmino.

Shelvey turned out so crap he's even managing to spit on himself now.